Owen Parsons

@owenparsons

Staff writer at The Daily Show Former writer and editor at: CollegeHumor.com | Dorkly.com Welcome to the only blog of a city-dwelling millenial available anywhere on the internet. Shorter sentences available on twitter var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www."); document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E")); var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-4947409-2"); pageTracker._initData(); pageTracker._trackPageview();

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At least someone's having fun.

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Doing my spring computer cleaning; finding old, unpublished treasures.

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The CollegeHumor All-Nighter is BACK!

Give the Sandman hell on Wednesday, 5/21, at 8pm - 8am EST.

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More videos from me. I’m really excited about being in this year’s CollegeHumor All-Nighter (which is this Wednesday). To promote it, we shot this video where everyone else kicks the fucking crap out of me. Give it a watch!

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Well this looks incredible.

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If Miyazaki Films Were Like Other Anime

HIS ARTISTIC MERIT IS IS OVER 9000!!!

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Another gem written by Owen Parsons before he moved on to The Daily Show, where I hope he’s busy writing just as many erotic anime jokes.

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Countless! They are not well-received.

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Pokemon Rusty: Team Rocket Ride Along

The worst Pokemon trainer ever is back - as Team Rocket’s newest recruit.

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We’ve got a fun ride in store this time around. Thanks for watching, everyone!

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Guess who’s coming back this week….

Hint: this might help clear things up

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PREPARE FOR TROUBLE

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"Steampunk Convention." Posting mostly for Owen Parsons's benefit.

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In honor of the many, many steampunk sketches Pat and I pitched at CollegeHumor that never got greenlit. God bless Portlandia. Full steam ahead.

Hi big fan of your work man you're an inspiration. I especially love your comics and your sprite work is amazing for the 321 fight series. could you give me some tips on making pixel sprite look so vibrant?

Thanks, this is so kind!

I didn't animate the 321 Fights, though- that would be the mad Australian geniuses over at Studio Joho. Direct all compliments and queries there-ward.

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Guess What Beat Both The PS4 and Xbox One?

Owen & Pat reviewed the latest and greatest video game systems. There were no survivors.

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Watch Owen and I do something really stupid!

My friends Adam and Murph wrote a repulsive & hilarious video called Furry Force (NSFW). It rocketed to the top spot on r/furry yesterday, where one of the fans there made this really excellent "NOPE" GIF out of it.

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I’m excited to announce my new outdoor sports/adventure blog, Maximum Wilderness. I’ll be posting videos, pictures and original articles about rock climbing, hiking, skiing, mountain biking, and anything else that gets people psyched to go outside. Don’t worry, the site skews funny. It won’t be a bunch of boring crap about trees. Follow us!

Maximum Wilderness on the Internet http://www.maximumwilderness.com

Maximum Wilderness on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/maximumwilderness

Maximum Wilderness on Twitter https://twitter.com/maxwilderness

Maximum Wilderness on Instagram http://instagram.com/maximumwilderness

Maximum Wilderness on Tumblr http://maximumwilderness.tumblr.com/

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My outdoors adventure friend Kevin made an outdoors adventure site and it looks radder than a dog on a skateboard.

SoulCalibur Writers Room

Making regular comics for Dorkly was a lot of fun. I forgot about this one!

#soul calibur #dorkly #comics #video games

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My New Passion

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The new Exit From the Gift Shop

This was a ton of fun to shoot.

I taste-tested the soap before we shot, and I'm happy to report my mouth tasted like cologne and poison for the rest of the day.

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Hope everyone’s enjoying their weekend. Here’s a sketch in which I am a homicidal maniac with amazing abs.

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Such an honor to share a thumbnail with Dan's abs.

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Emily and I wrote a country rock anthem for the modern age.

#music video #CollegeHumor