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JBB: An Artblog!
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@dangurewitch
Hey Tumblrfolk. Iâm KICKSTARTING a new book! Itâs about psychoanalysis, and death, and fatherhood- all in a style inspired by Edward Gorey.
My cousin Nick (creator of the Perry Bible Fellowship) is up to his old "being talented" thing again, and you can help support his new book.
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Tonight is the night to embrace "Last Week Tonight with John Oliver!" 11pm on HBO.
One week until the premiere of Elmo's favorite new show.
Gabriel Garcia Marquez died today, and everyone is quite rightfully super bummed as he was amazing.
Iâm not as smart as I like to be thought of, but Iâm about to do a for-real smarty pants thing and thatâs tell you why I liked a book. Because I can say in full honesty that Marquezâ major work...
Take a moment to read Will's post about 100 Years of Solitude, my favorite novel. I was considering writing a post consisting of basically the exact same sentiments, but then Will did and he did a great job so what the fuck am I gonna do, write it again? That would be stupid. Just enjoy Will's post, and then if you haven't, go enjoy the book.
After 7 fantastic years at CollegeHumor, I'm very excited to be writing for HBO's "Last Week Tonight with John Oliver," premiering April 27th. Check out the first promo for the show! It blows Game of Thrones out of the fucking water.
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Sometimes I take photos of Dan and Photoshop them so it looks like heâs making bad career choices. (Previously.)
Long-awaited sequel to Easterly is Nownce the Whichward Wandered Way. "I found it jarring how he'd interrupt the flow of songs with spoken poems. 5 stars" -Rolling Stone
Come Watch This Internet Video! Inspired by the crippling social anxiety in us all. That's in all of us, right?
Google is Going to Blackmail You
Google wants you to join Google Plus⌠or theyâll release your search history and all the private information theyâve learned about you over the years.
Here's a new video I wrote about all your shady online secrets.
Hope everyone's enjoying their weekend. Here's a sketch in which I am a homicidal maniac with amazing abs.
Bruno Mars - Gorilla (Chinchilla Edition)
A sexy song, now with natureâs sexiest animal.
This video is the crowning achievement of my career. Please watch.
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How Texting Mind Games Will Ruin Your Life
If you play too much hard-to-get, youâll never be gotten.
New sketch! I wrote it, and Paul Briganti directed. Please wait the requisite 3 days before texting me about it, or you'll seem needy.
If No One Came To The Monster Mash
Itâs worse than scary⌠itâs sad.
AÂ spooktacularly hellarious new boosic vidmonstereo.
Adam and I just found this weird Craigslist ad. Crazy.
This Baby Bargains Like The Tea Party
I wonder how sheâll deal with bedtime.
This 1-minute video I wrote with Emily sums up my feelings on the matter.
People Defending Intentionally Terrible âBanksyâ Pieces
Yesterday, we put up an article called âAnyone Else Feel Like Banksy is Getting Kind of Lazy?" We spent a few fun minutes pitching out either painfully trite ideas, or ideas that seem vaguely political but make no sense if you give it one second of thought. Caldwell did a really fantastic job illustrating these awful, awful ideas.
In a simultaneously hilarious and depressing turn of events, a fair number of people (1) thought they were real Banksy pieces, and (2) defended these awful, nonsense images. Some people even attacked us for being too critical at the same time that they praised the intentionally bad images we created.
Anyway, here are some of my favorite comments.
So funny. Doubly rewarding is that this very phenomenon - people defending intentionally-bad art when they think it's by a famous/genius artist - is what the actual Banksy's movie "Exit Through the Gift Shop" was all about in the first place. GUYS... WHAT IS ART?
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Obama Returns Shutdown Government to the Apple Store
Applecare, Obamacare⌠same difference.
Wrote this timely little number with Paul Briganti. Starring the always-delightful Jordan Carlos.
âHello, this is âWeirdâ Al Yankovic, telling you why Top Secret! is the funniest movie ever. (Yes, funnier than Airplane!)âÂ
This is possibly my favorite comedy movie, and it blew my mind to read in this interview that because it was a box office flop, Jim Abrahams & the Zucker brothers now openly dismiss it. Guys, you made the best movie.
