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I used to block people who called Pangur ugly, until she reached about 8 years old, and then I was like yeah okay I see it now

youve been a bad *remembers youre plural* people

I feel like every time we did standardized testing in school, we all said “I’m pretty sure I bombed that, that was tough. That was awful.” and I’m sure some of us meant it but I’m pretty sure a not insignificant percentage of the student population felt fine about their performance but didn’t want anyone else to feel bad and did not want to sound like a stuck up dickhead.

Layering my Short Skirt, Long Jacket (CAKE) over my White Tee (CORPSE) and Blue Jeans (Lana Del Ray) Knee Socks (Arctic Monkeys) and Blue Suede Shoes (Elvis) and then putting on my Raspberry Beret (Prince) before I head out to the Bard Olympics where I am disqualified for performance-enhancing power buffs. On my way home I am cast as a sassy but cute side character in an early 2010's Disney Channel original series. I look fresh as hell

I love tumblr because somehow I can end up being mutuals with a celebrity (someone that wrote a fic that I loved)

so did pjackk say anything before he got bload up again or did his corpse just kinda roll through here like a tumbleweed