cool and new blog title

i love leaning into a bad feeling #mytwistingknife

The first rule of fandom is have fun. The second rule of fandom is find an enabler and become an enabler. Yes you should write that fic. What if it was even hornier? What if it was angstier? What if you wrote it just for me?

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

im going to fix my entire life

When?

Like Um. later

I apparently reblogged this in 2012 and someone just reblogged it from me this post is so fucki g cool and fu.nny

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

Nobody knows if writing a story is possible

Went to Aldi today and there were three checkout counters open and all of them were staffed with people with identical body types and identical nose rings and identical short beards and identical manbuns

When I got in line there was one counter open and the line was huge so they opened a couple more while I waited so it was like copies of The Checkout Guy just kept coming out of the stockroom to duplicate his efforts

There was also an old woman in there, maybe 80 or 90 years old, and her phone went off and it was the Crazy Frog ringtone. Not the original ringtone. The song version.

#sims 4 ass life

scientists are trying to discover something harder than getting out of bed to go to work in the morning. and dont make a fucking penis joke ok they already checked everyone’s dick and it doesn’t even come close