The Meadow of Egg

Chapters: 10/? Fandom: Homestuck Rating: Explicit Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Rape/Non-Con Relationships: Karkat Vantas/Original Character(s), Karkat Vantas & Kanaya Maryam, Original Character(s)/Original Character(s), Kanaya Maryam/Karkat Vantas Characters: Karkat Vantas, Kanaya Maryam, Original Troll Character(s) Additional Tags: Cannibalism, Fuck Or Die, Fuck Or Die Themes, Suicidal Ideation, Suicidal Ideation As Comedy, Suicidal Ideation As Drama, Dubious Consent, Aphrodisiacs, Weird Biology, Oviparous Trolls, Caste Dynamics, Non-Canon Caste Dynamics, Not Canon Compliant, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, NaNoWriMo, Dead Dove: Do Not Eat, Grubs (Homestuck), Infantophagia, Egg Laying, Eggpreg, Trolls are Weird, Hermaphroditic Trolls, Worldbuilding, Medical Torture, Electrocution, Mating Cycles/In Heat, Disturbing Themes, Vomiting, Emetophilia, Objectification, Fetishization, porn dialogue, Zombies, fungal zombies, Blood Drinking, Vampires, Body Horror, Mild Gore, Mild Blood, Pale Porn, Pale Romance | Moirallegiance, rails with pails, Intermissions, Angst, Please Help Tagging, Xenophilia, xenoanatomy, Xenobiology Summary:

Your name is Karkat Vantas, and due to an error in the supplies management of the )(IS Maelstrom, you are thrust into the esteemed station of a breeder troll, with all the trauma, intrigue, and intercaste politics that entails.

Your romance novels ain’t got grubshit on this.

(Originally a NaNoWriMo project, but I’m too slow to catch up with that. Still, going to try to finish. This comment will be removed upon the completion of the story.)

Act two begins now! Pregnancy things and worldbuilding shall continue from this point onwards, to the discomfiture of most I’m pretty sure.

No eggs yet, but they’re coming very soon. (I hope.

[commissions||tarot readings||donatable stories]

You don’t like paperwork. Never have. Its just not something you can enjoy or, honestly, even focus on. It mostly just takes up time. Add this, multiply that, sign, date, scan and send.

Now neither of us are free from sin.

I swear to god I never get alerts for asks on this blog. Hope you haven’t been waiting too long Anon.

“Push with the contraction, come on Aradia!”

Aradia honestly wants to punch her right in her cheerful, bubbly mouth. She doesn’t quite have the strength or the focus to aim correctly at the moment so she does not. Feferi is just trying to help after all. Aradia drops her head back, hair sticking to her neck with sweat as she shoves with all her strength.

The egg slides the smallest bit out.

The contraction ends and Aradia whines, deep in her throat as she relaxes. The egg has been right there, ready to be laid for over an hour, but she just can’t get it out.

“It’s too big,” she tells Feferi.

Feferi shakes her head. “Oh no, it’ll be alright! You just need to take your time!” She pushes some of Aradia’s hair off her face and pulls the rest of it off of her neck.

Aradia tries to catch her breath, but the next contraction is on her and she whines and starts to push again. Feferi moves down to her legs, pressing them open just a bit further to look. “It’s right there, Aradia! Just a bit more!”

“It’s been there for ages!” Aradia wants to cry, but she just keeps pushing. It has to come out. It can’t stay there forever. She thought this would be easier. Trolls could lay eggs. Shouldn’t that mean that the eggs were made to come out?

Feferi’s hand rubs at the swell of her stomach which is taunt with the pressure and squeeze of her muscles. “Come on, come on. This is your porpoise!”

Aradia doesn’t know if Feferi is talking to her or the egg, but she just keeps pushing and is rewarded with the egg moving a bit further. Most of it is still inside her of she’d ask Feferi to just pull it out already.

“Water, please.”

Feferi rubs her hand over Aradia’s stomach and then brings her a drink. “It’s coming. You’re almost there.” She kisses Aradia’s forehead and rubs between her horns, detangling a couple pieces of her hair.

Aradia nods and then starts to push with a new contraction. Everything hurts and she can feel the widest part of the egg reaching the lips of her nook. Oh mother grub just let it free already. Feferi is back in place down there, ready to help when she can.

Another push and another and the egg is stuck half in and half out, but then she can feel it move again and the widest part is free. She could cry from relief and maybe already is.

Feferi gives it a good look, and tries to get a hand on the egg. There’s not quite enough of it and she looks at Aradia. “One more push and it’ll be over.”

Aradia nods and when she’s ready bears down with all her strength. Now it goes quick and the egg is free before she can really feel it leave her. The release of pressure is amazing and she collapses back into the pillows.

Feferi takes charge of the egg, wiping it off and making sure it’s set safely out of the way. That done she moves to Aradia who looks like she’s had most of the life sucked out of her. Feferi rubs her stomach, trying to help ease the throbbing muscles.

“You did it.”

“I did it.”

Feferi smiles. “The other two should be ready to be laid soon too.”

Sure, Anon! Here’s the first part for the interested.

Aradia curses every moment of her past that lead up to this moment. Carrying eggs for the two of them seemed like a great idea right up until the laying. She’s managed to get one out of her after hours of work. The eggs are large and take so much effort to push out even with all of her body trying to help. She’s not looking forward to the other two. Still, just lying here isn’t going to finish anything. The eggs need to come out.

Feferi gives her hand a squeeze. “You can do it, Aradia! The first one is always the worst!”

Somehow, Aradia doubts that. She’s so tired already and she has to do this twice more. With a groan, she gets back to work. Feferi continues to pipe out support and move around Aradia to do as much as she can wherever is needed.

After yet more exhausting hours, Aradia finally pushes the third and final egg free. She collapses into the pillows behind her. Feferi takes charge of the eggs, wiping them off, and setting them in a small nest of blankets. This is close to Aradia who eyes them even as she catches her breath.

They look just as large outside her as they felt as she laid them, bigger almost. Feferi comes over and pushes Aradia’s hair off her forehead. “You did it! You’re amazing, Aradia.” She gets an arm around her shoulders and helps her sit up to sip some water.

Aradia leans into her once that’s done. She feels terrible, exhausted, empty, and dirty. Feferi hugs her and continues telling her how beautiful and amazing she is. Aradia relaxes against her, appreciating the reassurance.

After a couple of minutes though, a nagging feeling is growing. She lifts her head and looks over Feferi’s shoulder at the eggs. They’re too far away. She just got them out of her and is very relieved to have them out, but they need to be closer. It’s just, hard to feel like it’s really over without feeling them.

She looks at Feferi. “Tug them over here?”

Feferi arches an eyebrow, but doesn’t say anything. She helps Aradia get settled against the pillows again and then moves the egg nest next to her. Aradia reaches out and rubs a hand over the top of one of the eggs. Feferi takes her other side, snuggling up close and giving her something to lean against as needed. She puts a hand around Aradia’s middle.

Aradia leans into her, hand still resting on one of the eggs. “I did it.”