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ever since i was a child ive had a headache

my favorite part of getting older is being able to describe pains and ailments with more detail. head hurts in my ear right now.

another thing i love about getting older: shopping alone. not needing to be supervised by an adult or constantly hearing the voice in my head that says if I'm in public and not with my friends I'm the worlds most pathetic loser. just spent four hours in a store having a great time without holding anyone up and then spent four minutes in the next store bc i wasn't feeling it without rushing anyone

things used to be $5

John Locke is a great character if you like watching a 40 to 50 year old man getting groomed repeatedly by other adult men

yeah all my posts actually have hundreds of notes you just can't see them. people are laughing and calling me so funny and pretty and smart in the tags but you just cant see it. but it's happening i promise

Movies should be rated like gymnastics. First score is the difficulty (how complex is what you're trying to pull off?) second score is the execution. This would let us separate dumb movies that are competently made from interesting movies that don't quite stick the landing. Anyway. Another great idea from ME

remembering that time i got drunk and told a guy he looked like a wrought iron gate

he didnt respond to my observation. just sorta stood there

... much like something else i know of

Young Hoes Cook Everything on High: Effectivity, Speed, and The Value of Women's Time Outside of the Domestic Sphere

bringing my pet puddle of gasoline to the smoking area of the club

having a cat is great. there's a small little animal wandering around. effervescent

EATING MY CHARGER

For Christmas I want a bunch of good socks actually and $1000000

I <3 MY BED #mybed

(bleeding from my wound) notice anythiung differebt about me ;)

hate it when a show is over like bro i was watching that