overwatch was shut down for a reason

Junkrat: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Junker Queen: Wasn't Mako with ‘ya?

Brigitte, panicking: Oh no, Reinhardt! Are you okay?!

Reinhardt: Oh yes, I'm fine. I just said that to make sure you'd come in here quickly.

Brigitte: But your face is on fire.

Sigma: You texted me to satanize the headquarters before you returned.

Sombra:

Fareeha: Just my love for you.

Reaper: I need help.

Moira: I was wrong.

Lena: I'm learning uksbsjle!

Hana: Same.

Lena: ukeaolei

Hana: Take your time.

Lena: ukraine

Lena: ukaleile

Lena: ikea

Lena: Mini guitar

Widowmaker: My illness is chronic but my ass is iconic.

Lena: I dare Fareeha to prank call her mum!

Fareeha: Really? She's right there but whatever.

Fareeha, taking out her phone: Siri call mum.

Siri: Calling-- "Mommy"

Fareeha: Wait no-

Angela, walking into the room with her phone ringing: Ugh, can anyone pick it up for me please? My hands are full.

Ana, picking up Angela's phone: Yes daughter...?

Angela: Huh? Why?

Fareeha: Your partner is hotter than mine.

Angela: ?? Wait but we're dating??

Fareeha: [walks away]

Lena, spit takes: Pardon?

Emily: Someone's girlfriend is impatient.

Hana: Really? What's it called?

Brigitte: Hmm it's Silky's Plus and Sabbat of the Witch?

Hana:

Widowmaker: Your type? Yes I'm your type.

Angela: Oh my gOD NO BRIGITTE THAT is NOT lotion.

Yuna: You’re holding a juice box right now.