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Five: I may look like a twelve year old boy, BUT I AM A TWELVE YEAR OLD MAN

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Five: Care to sit? I'm sure you'd like to to take some weight off your cloven hooves.

The Handler: Calling me the devil? How original, Five.

Five: Actually, I was calling you a goat. You goat.

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[during a fight]

Vanya: If you walk out that door, our relationship is over.

Five:

Five: [climbs out the window]

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Five: Vanya, stop worrying about it! I'm fine. It was just a splinter.

Vanya: You were IMPALED!

Five: It was a large splinter.

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Vanya: No, we're not together. We're not a couple- we're definitely not a couple.

Five: Wow, you, uh, seem pretty insulted by that. What, I'm not good enough for you?

Vanya: We're not gonna have this conversation again.

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As someone who cosplays and roleplays Vanya.. I too ship five/vanya

Ah! A person of culture, I see.

Holy shit this blog has almost 3k followers AND I'M BARELY EVEN DOING ANYTHING.

I love y'all. 😭

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five-by-seven

Five: so? will you help me stop the apocalypse?

Vanya: what do i get from that?

Five: what about a little you do me I do you?

Vanya: Ex-fucking-scuse me?

Five: As far as favours go, I meant. I'll owe you one.

Vanya: I didn't say no.

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Vanya: You think you’re smarter than everyone else.

Five: I don’t think I’m smarter than everyone else. I know I am.

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griddysdoughnuts

Number Five: Well, I would like to thank everyone for their useless fucking advice.

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I love all the Five and Vanya content cause like they’re my favourite characters and it’s seems like nobody else likes them so I’m just like going through all of your content

I feel you, friend.

That said, I'm so happy you like my content!

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Vanya: Name a way to be nice to others

Five: Don’t kill them.

Vanya: Setting the bar a bit low, but I’ll allow it

Five: Hello there, Handler. Long time no see. Except in my revenge fantasies, where I see you on an hourly basis.

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Klaus: Guys, stay calm. I’ve been training for this movie my whole life. With all of the horror movies I’ve seen, I know literally everything there is to know about how to avoid zombies.

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Claire: I'm going to learn how to ride this bicycle even if it kills me.

Allison: *helps her*

Claire: Okay, you can let go.

[She crashes immediately]

Allison: Did it kill you?

Claire: Not yet. It's decided to maim me first.

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Five: I would do anything for you.

Vanya: Good to know.

Five: I would kill for you.

Vanya:

Vanya: Tell me what you're leaving out.

Five:

Five: ...I may have already killed for you.

Vanya: [sighs] Yeah, that checks out.

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Luther: You’re so dramatic!

Klaus, with a rose between his lips, throwing glitter around, wearing a feathery pink boa, draping himself across the counter: I have no idea what you’re talking about

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