A Regular Guide to the Galaxy

PRECIOUS EVOLVED FLYING DINOSAUR

This is the world’s largest flying Engine of Murder marveling at the fact that it can actually have its tummy rubbed.

sample Double D’s fire

Dove chocolate and Dove soap are two different companies who havent sued each other because they have different trademarks lol

Damn and I really all this time just thought dove (the soap people) had a meeting one day and were just like “…. we might fuck around and make some chocolate”

^literally what I thought

Unfunny non-black gays: HAHAHAHA WIG! TEA SIS! IT BE LIKE THAT! DID I MENTION WIG? MY WIG IS SNATCHED #SHOOK #IM QUAKING

Fuck you I am going to say stuff, honestly I loved everything you said until you got to that last bracketed part. Anyway that’s beside the point. All I was going to add to this was that I didn’t realize till now how it appropriates your culture and that I was going to think twice before I talk, but go off I guess.

She’s trying so hard not to tell that woman that unseasoned chicken is a crime against humanity. 

This is a hate crime

This recipe called me a nigger

With the hardest “er” at the end.

Stunting on my ex hoe this summer.

I fuckin love Titus Andromedon

Go innnnnnn Titus!

Me when i see other black ppl in predominantly white spaces

Yaaaas I love when we start talking

Happens every time

Me: Doctor, why is that syringe filled with glitter? Doctor: Anaesthetic.