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Eric: and tri attack okay. so we learned system 32 uhh which is Eric [reading from the screen]: delete this to improve your system performance Eric: okay so we'll delete it uh so we'll have tri attack over system 32 okay. yeah that- that uh- oh- i don't know what i expected there [laughs]

Failboat: what are the odds that you go to the bathroom and they join? Eric: Yeah you know what- you know what? I'll go to the bathroom. there's no way that they join in the time that it takes for me to go to the bathroom. there's zero way. alright i'm going to go to the bathroom Failboat: frankly you going to the bathroom will make them join so just go [Eric walks off screen] Failboat: hey chats how you guys doing? don't forget uh [oppent joins the game] Failboat, laughing: oh my god. this is- this is what we had to do. Eric was- Eric was the load bearing pisser. the load bearing pisser. we all knew it. that's what i said. that's what i said. i- i literally said you just go to the bathroom and they will join. that's all we had to do.

Eric: chat i wanna say this. let me- i'm going to give you guys a compliment. yeah that's right. i'll throw you a bone. it's your weekly compliment alright you know. it's your weekly moment where i'm not just making fun of you every single time i talk to you guys [stream crashes]

Eric: um I'm going to um, uh do some drugs really quick [walks off screen]

Eric: it's literally- SO I GO LOOK FOR CAROL FROM HR! AND I KNOCK ON HER DOOR! AND THERE- THERE IS NO CAROL FROM HR

Eric [reading chat]: Do you ever avoid specific chatters? Eric: Yeah there is this like one chatter named WookieFPS. Dude I just don't respond to them. I avoid them like the plague, yeah. Or like their name, AlexPat22, like worst name ever. Like I'm just like I don't even wanna like read any of your messages. [giggles] Like there is this other chatter. Dude I've been- I've been thinking about them for a while. Sharkpoem. Like what even like what even- Anything that comes out their- like next to their name in chat. I- Ignore. Eric [reading chat]: I bet they're french [laughs] But you love the rest of us, right? Eric: Yes, I love you guys like you would be my own sons and daughters.