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The Illuminati eyes were an inspired touch

Im going to be honest, I thought decepticon ambush, but sure why not.

I fuckign hate seeing ppl my age be successful because I am a bitter, jealous, and untalented individual

I LOVE THIS AAAHH;;;;

when jay z asks “whats 50 grand to a motherfucker like me can you please remind me?” i think to myself “…no more student debt… moved out… dream car…” jay z if 50 grand is nothing to a motherfucker like you feel free to send it to a motherfucker like me

what would you do if you went to a party and they was playing owl city fireflies

Go hard

Planet earth might turn slowly but this ass don’t

Pearl should get an award for finding a way to be gayer than her friend who is literally the physical manifestation of a gay relationship.

and I love you because of that