a writer’s paradise

“You didn’t do anything wrong. I just wish you had told me so it didn’t seem like you were hiding it from me.”

“Bullshit. Don’t let someone else’s asshole actions make you think any less of yourself.”

“Thanks! It’s amazing what getting rid of a cheating jerk can do to your complexion!” 

“Not my problem.”

“We could’ve had everything. But you were too busy chasing nothing to notice.”

“Well, that is what I do best.” 

“No. Don’t. It’s the ‘what if’s’ that hurt the most.”

“I didn’t lose him. He was never all mine to begin with.”

“There you go again with the unnecessary aggression.”

“Yeah, see... that’s where you were wrong.”

“Well that was your first mistake.”

“Are you sure that’s not the alcohol talking?”

“Damn. I was going for intimidating and vaguely threatening.”

“Well call me crazy, but as far as I’m concerned, receiving death threats is kind of a big deal!” 

“Well it’s about time you noticed.”

“It’s okay, you’re a cute emotional wreck.”

“Because everyone gets tired of me.”