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#taskmaster #alex horne #i love his whimsy

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I have attachment issues with Patatas, and I'm not happy with what he's been through this series.

#taskmaster #taskmaster s21 #patatas #he will need a new elixir soon at this rate

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#alex horne #is it just me or is he getting prettier and prettier #so freaking cute

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I think I'm a bit too Ace to understand the quote 'This is better than sex' because for me, everything is better than sex.

You eating cake then go "Oh, this is better than sex!!" LIKE YEAH?! IT'S CAKE! OF BLOODY COURSE IT'S BETTER THAN THAT! Whatever that is.

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In fact, when I was young, I used to think when people start dating (straight ones because I didn't know gay exist back then), they'll not have sex at all until they decide to marry, and on the first night they'll do it ONE and then STOP, because I've heard that the first night is very important etc etc, so I thought 'Huh. If it's very important, that means it must be a one time thing, otherwise it wouldn't be special, wouldn't it?' And I have this thought that when the married couple want a child, they'll do it until they got one and STOP until they want another one. And if they have enough children they'll not have sex ever again until they die. I've been taught about safe sex and condom and all that stuffs, but somehow I never link those two together to come to the conclusion that people don't have sex only because they want children (and sometimes accidental pregnancy happens) but for the PLEASURE, because the idea of doing sex for pleasure is absolutely absurd to me.

#my post #random post #asexual #happy pride 🌈

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Puppy get to arrange his own play time.

#taskmaster #alex horne #taskmaster s12 #taskmaster s21 #i love task that alex go against the contestants #show us how sporty he is #puppy play time with ball 🐶⚽️⚾️

I think I'm a bit too Ace to understand the quote 'This is better than sex' because for me, everything is better than sex.

You eating cake then go "Oh, this is better than sex!!" LIKE YEAH?! IT'S CAKE! OF BLOODY COURSE IT'S BETTER THAN THAT! Whatever that is.

#my post #random post #asexual #happy pride 🌈

Whenever I read a fic and Greg goes "Oh, do you? Come on then." I just absolutely lost my shit.

#taskmaster #taskhusbands #alex horne #greg davies #for me this hit way harder than “there's a part of me that want to fvck you”#old but gold #please give us new kiss tho it's been so long

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Most of Tumblr wants to fuck that old man, Taskmaster fans want those old men to fuck

#so true #taskmaster #taskhusbands

When I was sick, I have a dream about Taskmaster which I think had potential for a task or something.

So the Taskmaster team decide to do a Taskmaster Train Experience where they (I hope so) legally kidnapped all prev Taskmaster contestants and put them on a train somewhere in Europe, but they don't know where they are. So the first task is to guess the location of the train.

They’re all in this huge and very fancy dining room with no window. Lunch was being served and everyone was chatting with each other. Suddenly, Maisie Adam said something like, "I figured it out guys. This is all bullshit." then managed to give out an absolute bizarre answer that was obviously not it, so Greg made fun of her for that. Then one male comedian figured out the clues were on the menu and correctly deducted they're in Italy. And then I wake up.

#taskmaster #personal life #i still wonder what happen next #i pretty sure that male comedian who figured it out was david mitchell but i could be wrong

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When you translate a Taskhusbands fic and changed the way they call each other as the story progresses from 'tôi-anh' to 'em-anh' and 'tôi-em' then fvcking explodes because of the wholesomeness.

#taskmaster #taskhusbands #alex horne #greg davies #random post #i love my language guys

Sometimes I forget not all Taskmaster fan on Tumblr are down bad for these two old man.

#surrounded by freaks-on-the-Internet too much i forgot we are not the normal ones #like wdym you are not #hardforhorne #and #depravedfordavies #alex horne #greg davies #taskmaster #happy pride btw everyone

I sick. Hate sick. Bad bad bad. I mopping. Hyperfixation on PHM. Head hurt. But. Amaze amaze amaze! Watch movie. Buy book. Waiting.

#personal life #random post #not taskmaster #phm

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Alex Horne is an energy vampire who feeds by irritating people, What We Do In The Shadows- style.

How do you pronounce your name again, Mr.Davies?

#taskmaster #alex horne #greg davies #fanvid #i still don't bloody know how to pronounce his surname #i mean there's a chance that he pronounce it wrong his entire life #just like how he had thought that he can create two worms by cutting a worm in half #and attempted worm genocide for 57 years

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