✧Void✦

4 shots 3 beers as preworkout

1 rep Gaslighting

2 reps Lying

It's even funnier to think that he never told Grace about this.

Picture this.

Grace, recording a video diary for future human visitors or something:

"Oh boy, and the ERIDIANS are some of the nicest people you'll ever meet! They've done so much for me, I can't even put into words how grateful I am! Once we arrived on Erid, their top priority was saving my life despite the fact that their planet was dying! Me, a stranger, someone who doesn't even belong here! They went above and beyond for me, and all just because they're SUCH amazing, caring people. Right, Rock?"

Rocky, having flashbacks to the time he yelled "STAY THE FUCK BACK, NO YOU CAN'T HAVE THE TAUMOEBA! WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY? ALIEN ISN'T PRIORITY? FUCK YOU! ROCKY WILL KEEP TAUMOEBA FOR HIMSELF! ROCKY WILL BLOW UP ALL OF ERID! ROCKY WILL....":

They're best friends, I promise.

There's at least a couple of songs on the different Cyberpunk radio stations that mention Keanu Reeves by name so naturally I'm interpreting that as Keanu Reeves exist(s/ed) in the Cyberpunk universe. This is also naturally where that thought took me.

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt