Our Life Incorrect Quotes

Heyyy so guess who's computer broke down again... :(

Darren: HELP! I TOLD QIU I'D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN'T COOK! Baxter, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?

Lee: We all have our demons. MC, grabbing Elizabeth: This one’s mine!

MC: Holding up a pack of pencils These are kinda cute. Qiu: MC, that’s gay. MC: We’ve been dating for 2 years—

Cove, texting Lee: Lee! Help I'm being kidnapped! Lee: Where are you? Cove: I'm with some strange person. In a car. Help. Lee: I'll call MC. MC, answering their cell: Y'ello? Lee: Where's Cove? They texted me that they were being kidnapped. MC: Cove? Whaddya mean, they're right next to me- MC: MC: I'll call you back. Hangs up MC: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN'T THAT BAD! Cove: WHO ARE YOU!?

Darren: Thanks for not telling Qiu what happened. Baxter, dumbfounded: I wouldn’t even know where to begin trying to explain this.

Elizabeth: Bet you can’t eat 15 crayons! MC: Bet you I can! Ma: *sips coffee, checks to make sure 911 is still on speed dial, and goes back to reading the paper*

Qiu: How do you tell someone that you wanna have sex with them in a polite way? MC: Excuse me Mx. Would you give me the honours of indulging in sexual activities with you? Tamarack: What the fuck is wrong with you two?

Miranda: For self defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely. Cove, Terry, & MC: Okay. Miranda: If you don't want to die, give me all your money. Cove: Bold of you to assume I have money. Terry: Bold of you to assume I don't want to die. MC: Bold of you to assume I can die.

Tamarack: MC won’t come out of their room! Qiu: Just tell them I said something. Tamarack: Like what? Qiu: Anything factually incorrect. Tamarack, shrugging: If you say so. MC, arriving moments later: Did you just say the sun is a PLANET?

Derek: What did you two do? Cove: MC: Derek: You’re not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to the police again or not.

Qiu: We’ve been conducting an ongoing study to see what Tamarack will and will not eat. MC: Grass? Yes! Qiu: Moss? Yes!! MC: Leaves? Ohh, yes! Qiu: Shoelaces? Strange but true! MC: Worms? Sometimes! Qiu: Rocks? Usually nah. MC: Twigs? Usually! Qiu: Baxter's cooking? Inconclusive! Darren: How did you… test this? Qiu: You just hand them stuff and say ‘eat this’ and if they eat it, they eat it. Darren: … I don’t know how to feel about this. Baxter: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?

MC: You know, you were right. Elizabeth: About what specifically? Because I’m right about a lot of things.

MC: Can I borrow five dollars? Baxter: If you’re only borrowing it, does that mean you’ll pay me back? MC: Of course. MC: Not directly, but with my love and affection. Baxter: So that’s a no.

Elizabeth, talking to Lee: Well Lee, whenever I’m about to do something, I think ‘would MC do that?’ and if they would, I do not do that thing. Lee: … MC, from the distance: They’re not wrong though!