Stormy

putting ketchup on fries is too permanent for me … i have to dip . i control the sauce

Send O///O to put a collar and leash around my muses neck.

Reblog if your down to roleplay with anyone. And take in asks thrown at you from all angles

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After breaking into a wizards tower, the players were in a room with a long hallway leading to the evil wizards study. The thief checked for traps and rolled well, determining that the whole hallway was littered with them. Thief: I get out my kit and set to disarming the first trap… Druid: No. That will take too long. I have a better plan! (he looks through the summons he can do for the highest HP creature, some kind of badger) DM: …OK…well now you have a badger. Druid: And he follows simple commands? DM: …yes… Druid: [I turn to the badger and say] Hey buddy, boy do I have a social job for you! See that hallway? I want you to run down the middle of it as fast as you can and keep running no matter what happens! [Poison arrows fly, flames erupt, explosions, then the bagger dies in a spike pit] DM: *Sigh* Ok… about half the hallway is cleared now… Druid: [I summon another badger… ] DM: How many times can you do this? Druid: let me see…5. DM:… Druid: [… and I turn to him and say] Hey buddy!…