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-Jack quit showdowns sometime after he turned 17

-He felt somewhat unmotivated and directionless after quitting, unsure what he was going to do with his life. He mostly spent time online

-When he was bored he uploaded one of his old “Villainous Entrance Music” mixes online and it exploded overnight

-Intrigued by the newfound popularity he gained he started delving into music. Discovered that he was actually a talented singer and composer

-Turned into an instant success and became one of the most famous metal singers in the industry and never looked back.

-No one from the original cast knows what happened to Jack except Kimiko and she has kept her mouth shut about it ever since she found out because she wants literally nothing to do with him anymore lmao

(years down the line, the monks need help with something technology based and they’re all like “great- the one time we need jacks help and he’s been missing for years!” and kimiko is sweating like 👀💧)

(she says guys don’t be mad but I’ve known where Jack is the entire time. I didn’t say anything because I dont want to see his ass)

(she tells them and they’re super mad especially Omi lmao)

(they break in backstage or something and Jack sees them and he’s like “oh my god!!! You guys!! It’s been so long! Wow! It’s so good to see you!!! Hold on one sec okay? Ah yes…..SECURITY! 🥰 and kicks them out)

(they keep sneaking back in and Jack keeps calling security until he gets bored and agrees to hear them out and eventually agrees to help but not before torturing them by making them do increasingly embarrassing stuff like saying sorry and singing a song about how they suck and he’s awesome and buying all his merch)

(Omi gets a ton of merch but because he’s genuinely excited to see Jack and they get a selfie together and Jack posts it on all his socials like ‘keeping in touch with my fans ❤️❤️❤️’ because it’ll piss kimiko off lmfao)

-Jack quit showdowns sometime after he turned 17

-He felt somewhat unmotivated and directionless after quitting, unsure what he was going to do with his life. He mostly spent time online

-When he was bored he uploaded one of his old “Villainous Entrance Music” mixes online and it exploded overnight

-Intrigued by the newfound popularity he gained he started delving into music. Discovered that he was actually a talented singer and composer

-Turned into an instant success and became one of the most famous metal singers in the industry and never looked back.

-No one from the original cast knows what happened to Jack except Kimiko and she has kept her mouth shut about it ever since she found out because she wants literally nothing to do with him anymore lmao

(years down the line, the monks need help with something technology based and they’re all like “great- the one time we need jacks help and he’s been missing for years!” and kimiko is sweating like 👀💧)

(she says guys don’t be mad but I’ve known where Jack is the entire time. I didn’t say anything because I dont want to see his ass)

(she tells them and they’re super mad especially Omi lmao)

(they break in backstage or something and Jack sees them and he’s like “oh my god!!! You guys!! It’s been so long! Wow! It’s so good to see you!!! Hold on one sec okay? Ah yes…..SECURITY! 🥰 and kicks them out)

(they keep sneaking back in and Jack keeps calling security until he gets bored and agrees to hear them out and eventually agrees to help but not before torturing them by making them do increasingly embarrassing stuff like saying sorry and singing a song about how they suck and he’s awesome and buying all his merch)

(Omi gets a ton of merch but because he’s genuinely excited to see Jack and they get a selfie together and Jack posts it on all his socials like ‘keeping in touch with my fans ❤️❤️❤️’ because it’ll piss kimiko off lmfao)

"He's still out there."

"Really?" Raimundo stepped up behind Kimiko to peer over her shoulder, squinting out the temple window. "It's been hours."

"Yeah, see him?" Kimiko raised a hand and pointed. "He's still right outside the main gate."

"Weird."

"Super weird."

"What's weird?" Clay asked, pausing on his way back from the kitchen with sandwich in hand.

"Spicer," his friends answered together.

"Oh," said Clay. He took a bite of his sandwich. "Well, that ain't news."

"No," Kimiko agreed, "but he's being weirder than normal."

"Yeah," said Rai. "He's been pacing back and forth in front of the temple entrance all day."

"I don't know why," Kimiko said. "It's not like he needs an invitation to come in here. I mean, he does, because that's the polite way to do it, but it's never stopped him before."

"Maybe he's a vampire," Rai joked.

This set Kimiko into a giggling fit. "Oh my god," she said, "could you imagine? He'd be the worst vampire ever."

"Can you picture him trying to bite someone's neck?"

"Ew. I don't want to."

"Hm," Clay said. He took another bite and chewed it contemplatively, his bright blue eyes fixed on the distant pacing figure of Jack Spicer.

Jack Spicer, who was wearing a comically large sun hat and sunglasses.

Jack Spicer, who hadn't raided the temple vault in weeks.

Jack Spicer, who'd run screaming in the other direction when Dojo brought along some garlic bread as a snack to the last Showdown.

"Clay?" Rai asked. He gently nudged the cowboy's shoulder. "You good?"