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And then the most powerful child on the planet comes by to deal with them but instead of beating their ass the most powerful child on the planet sits there being unbeatable and going "My Great And Wise Psychic Master has taught me that our powers do not make us better. The only important thing is to be kind and live a good life. I think you could do that too, if you tried."

This man shows up to the cell you’re being detained and Kageyama addresses him as master. Kageyama is already the person Teru holds in highest regard of anyone he’s ever met, and now that boy’s master has walked in the door.

What’s more, Kageyama’s master has entirely fooled the 7th Division of Claw into thinking he is Claw’s boss. Was this high level mind control? Or is Kageyama’s master just an unmatched genius?

This man then scolds Kageyama for using his powers against people (and that’s part of the philosophy that changed Teru’s life! Echoed right back at them.) But! The circumstances were dire! They NEEDED to fight to survive.

And Kageyama’s master seems to understand this. He apologizes to Mob. He then turns on the Claw upper echelon members and scolds them, and fells two of them without even using his powers, which is also in line with the philosophy even if the drop-kick seemed a little violent…

But unfortunately, they don’t listen to reason. They escalate with their psychic powers and the fight is ON.

Sure, Kageyama’s master keeps insisting the kids NOT fight, but Teru is pragmatic! Claw won’t listen! The kids need to fight! KAGEYAMA needs to fight!

But his master keeps refusing. He tells Kageyama to run away. And at that moment one of the Claw members slices Kageyama’s master in half.

And this is bad, this is bad, surely—except, wait. Kageyama’s master stands right back up. He’s fine. He’s more than fine—he’s ANNOYED.

And, one can only assume this is because the master has decided to get serious. Because without breaking a sweat. Without lifting a finger. Without even showing a hint of aggression, he disarms every single Claw terrorist.

And WHILE he’s doing this? He’s yelling at them to grow up! Get a job! Stop being delusional idiots!! One Claw member asks if the master is telling them to go back to being commoners and the master says “No you idiot, you’ve been commoners this entire time. I’M A COMMONER, and I’m more powerful than you, so fucking tell me what that makes you.”

And all the while he’s wielding godlike power like it’s nothing. And Teru is listening to the origin of Mob’s “Our powers don’t make us special. We’re all commoners actually.” philosophy that altered Teru’s life. Right from the source. The master I s yelling about it passionately while disarming elite terrorists with his pinky finger.

So OF COURSE, NATURALLY, this is the man worthy of being Kageyama’s master. Teru understands entirely! This genius of infinite power who could fell nations but instead lives humbly and respectfully as a common man, because even the most elite psychics are not better than anyone else.

Shopping 😳

And, I think, he’s the kind of guy to make every username some number-and-character combination that contains “Arataka Reigen” because that’s him. That’s his brand. You can go to his business page if you want.

And most of the time, people going back and forth with him on the woodworking subreddit, or the sommelier forums, or the (whatever Reigen’s interest of the month is) discord don’t pay all too much mind to this. But for those who’ve been on the internet for 15 years, they know the reference. This guy’s username is a reference to that old psychic fraud fail man meme guy who got photoshopped into sooooo many things when he was the lolcow of 2012. Some people are even like “lol love the username. salt splash amiright.”