Actual Quotes from Actual Sound Shinobi

Jirobo: You've challenged me to a fight six times since we started this conversation. Tayuya: MAKE IT SEVEN!

Karin: I've got this stupid disease because of Sasuke. Juugo: Karin, feelings are not an illness.

Kabuto: They say if you seek revenge, you should dig two graves. Orochimaru: That's a stupid fucking quote. I'm going to kill way more than two people.

Sasuke: We can have a nervous breakdown later. Everyone get it together. Suigetsu: Okay, but when we do have our nervous breakdowns I'm going first.

Kimimaro: I'm out. Sakon: What does that mean? Tayuya: I think that means he's out. Like coming out. Like he's finally admitting he's bi.

Kabuto: Are you suggesting that I occasionally stray away from the rulebook? Orochimaru: No. I'm suggesting that you do not own a copy of the rulebook, and, if you do, you have certainly never opened it.

Kidoumaru: What do you think butterflies taste like? Jirobo: Bad. Kidoumaru: How do you- Jirobo: You asked and I answered. That's all you're gonna get.

When Kimimaro meets people, do you think he says "yoroshiku honegaishimasu"

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