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Requesting Scion / WoL Headcanons <3
- Open to anyone at any time!
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- Romantic/Platonic/Found Family all welcome.
My WoL:
Don Won (Khutulun Kahkol)
Age: 25
F, Au Ra, Xaela, Pan, Polyam, she/her
Height: 4'10" (and a half)
Deity: Nald'Thal
Classes: Black Mage & Tank(s)
She’s tiny & specializes in illegal Destructive Magicks & sometimes there’s a giant axe.
Don Won was born to the Kahkol refugee tribe & moved to Ul'dah at an early age with her adoptive parents who wished to work as rare ore merchants there, selling ores & gems native to the Steppe. She spent her teen years studying thaumaturgy & Black Magic in the Arrzaneth Ossuary & later took on the alias Don Won both to evade anti-black magic laws & to shed her fractured identity as an orphan taken from the Steppe (not just bcuz she chose a silly username). Now, she makes her income from adventuring & training mages for the Immortal Flames. She picked up the art of tanking from her Immortal Flames comrades. Presently, she is truly an Ul'dahn Xaela, and later, a Scion of the Seventh Dawn.
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the only way Than and Ito can get their Uri out to water is to make sure he is properly equipped and they are always watching, something they find wanting to do anyway
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The Right Tool for the Job (or the Right Job for the Fight)
Omni-job!Wol
Imagine: The wol becomes known for mastering multiple classes and weapons, some of which they also wield and some of which are lost arts.
Characters: scions
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Alphinaud
Throughout the time he's known you he's seen many weapons upon your back
So when the time came he inherited the Sage job stone he knew to come to you for guidance
He shouldn't be surprised seeing the wide array of abilities you have
It was admirable how you had a job for almost every possible role, switching to either as best suited for the situation
Incorporates all your jobs into his plans yet tells you to rest every now and then from mastering every conceivable role
He really didn't expect your behavior as a healer in a fight
"I CAN'T OUT HEAL STUPIDITY, MOVE!" "Healers adjust." Healers what? "ADJUST THIS!" Now he's running to make sure you don't kill someone yourself instead of healing them
Always surprised at the offensive spells you come up with as a healer
"Blood for the blood lily!" "Blood for the wh-"
Alisaie
Was surprised when she saw the rapier at your hip and arcane focus
Didn't expect you to take to Red mage but now regularly asks for spars
Can't help but watch you fight with interest. Seeing different moves and spells you invented yourself will ask to be taught how and mimic some
Is always eager to learn more and is extra competitive now that you wield the same job
Seeing you take on so many other roles in her eyes only widens the gap between you two.
Might take on a new job herself if it helped you so much. (Dark Knight Alisae squeenix pls pls pls)
If your dpsing both of you are competing on who is taking down the enemy first. Steals the lb. If your healing your scolding her to move away from attacks.
Estinien
Is wondering when you had the time to learn other arts and still beat him as a dragoon
Do all these other jobs help? You do fight differently than his peers in Coerthas, but he figured it was having fought a wide variety than just dragons
A little surprised seeing you wield a farmer's tool. But Reaper was no laughing matter. Is a little wary after getting possessed, but trusts you to be responsible
Still keeping an eye out
Are you really coming at him with a paint brush?
"What's that going to do, tickle me?" "I'm drawing you pregnant of course." "What."
Now fears pictomancy
Appreciates you healing him after a fight or taking a hit as a tank. Even when he ignores your scolding his dragoon antics. Fighting with you is always a pleasure.
G'raha
Learned different jobs like you over the years
Still, he was effectively immortal back then and had lived many life times. You had a couple of years to learn and master a great number
Your versatility was one of the more common things people reprise in history. All the lost arts you brought back and the way you wielded every weapon
Is eager to question you about these esoteric jobs especially Summoner. Beaming at the sight of all your summons.
If you're comfortable, he wants to look through your grimoire and see if any calculations could be improved but just giddy getting his hands on it and looking through the pages
Years worth of progress in these pages. Seeing your little marks and, if your inclined, doodles and notes in the margins
Remembers the first time he met you during the crystal tower raids. You seemed so capable
Now he sees you've really grown into your role with new moves besides
Thancred
Gunbreaker buddies
Feels better co-tanking with you
Unless you're comparing weapons. Stop saying your sword is bigger than his
Thankful if you're a rogue or ninja that someone else on this team knows stealth and discretion- what's that on your head?
He can't use aether anymore but he's impressed how you've learned both disciplines of might and arcane
Still doesn't know the extent of how many jobs their warrior has.
Many times he says goodbye to them as a warrior, giant axe on their back. Next time they meet their in white robes and holding a staff with a story of the padjal agreeing to letting them learn white magic
Words can't express how he felt seeing the voidsent you've cut a deal with, his protective side making him watch it like a hawk and interrogating you for details
Yshtola
But how do you keep stumbling on these lost arts. Isn't it impossible to hold more than a couple job stones before it harms the user? Is it the blessing of light?
Her and the rest of the scions thought it was overkill learning so many skills
Then they saw how you fight and thought better
Seemlessly switching between each role for a unique advantage was an art in itself. It was clear you knew what each job in and out to fit them in your fighting style
One not many could boast such a thing
Interested in the black mage job stone letting you channel that much aether
Might rope you in to discussing various arcane arts
Would love to hear the story of black mages and scholars
Honestly should have grilled you more on the Reaper thing. Maybe she decided not to question what you get up to when your gallivanting outside of scion work
Pleased you get along well with her sister and helped with her research
Urianger
He was surprised to see you pick up healing as an Astrologian when it's a job Sharlayan was keeping it under raps
Also ropes you into discussing the arcane arts. Sees what you're doing differently and the new spells you come up with. It was all enlightening
Thought about you when he picked up Astrologian hoping for another conversation about the First's night sky
Might compare each other's Astrologian drip
Would love to go into a deep dive of a job's history especially the ones thought lost to time
Cautions others on crossing you whenever you take on a healer role. Your friendly bomb might not be so friendly if they keep being reckless
Krile
Joins the other scions in watching the warrior pick up a job they've been trying to practice for some time and ace it within a relatively short amount of time
She literally just picked it up
At least she can draw hands (jk Alphinaud's the real artist here)
Knows those job stone crystals are going to be faught over a lot when your done with them
Still she's glad to bounce ideas off with someone who knows the job
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Imagining that one fanart with the scions' hands holding their respective job crystals (and Tataru with her coin). Just imagining the wol's hands also there but it's cupping a mountain of job crystals.
Not sure if you're still taking requesting, but how would the scions feel about wol being a sarcastic smartass at every opportunity they get?
ohohohohohoo I loveee this. Mostly because I'm too much of a sarcastic smartass to write my WoL as anything else.
I couldn't decide if I wanted this to be romantic or not so I went for ?!!!!!????!
(SFW)
The Scions with a Sarcastic, Smartass WoL:
Thancred
Finally, someone who speaks his language fluently.
You become friends quickly.
That isn’t to say you haven’t (or couldn't have) gone for his throat at times.
The Scions have informally banned the two of you from drinking together.
But you both enjoy the feeling of the fight, don’t you?
Estinien
At first, he’s the guy who absolutely does not have time for this.
Slowly, he begins to miss your smartass additions to every conversation.
Your boldness always brings a certain liveliness to the group.
And your technique on the battlefield? Even bolder.
He “supposes” he’ll put up with your attitude.
G’raha Tia
When you meet in ARR, he’s a bit socially naive and confused by you.
In Shadowbringers, he’s much more appreciative of your attitude…
Almost as if he missed it or something.
He wants to get mad in the moment, but you’re often right—especially when you call out the difficult truths no one wants to acknowledge.
Urianger
When you first join the Scions, he is a much more private and secretive man.
Now, he has finally come to recognize the underlying humor in your remarks.
He understands that your sharpness is ultimately a defense born from all you have endured.
And he cannot wait to stand by your side as you face whatever trials await.
Y’shtola
Well, two can play at this game.
It’s not as if she wasn’t raised by a grumpy cave witch or something.
And she knows you’ll eventually give in.
She sees the painful truths beneath everything, doesn’t she?
Tataru
Pfft. She sees right through you.
She’s got jokes.
She could have your ass dragged halfway across the deserts of Thanalan if she really wanted to.
But she knows you mean well.
She simply understands that you struggle to express those feelings properly.
Krile
Oh, she knows sass.
She knows how to throw sass back—and you are no expert compared to her.
You’re lucky she’s far too kind.
Otherwise, you’d experience a complete ego death.
She's sparing you.
Alisaie
Ohhhh. Being a menace is both of your love languages.
Everything becomes a competition between you two.
She would never admit that you’re similar, though.
Immovable object versus unstoppable force dynamic.
Pretending to hate each other as a joke type beat.
Alphinaud
He follows along shyly at first, worried about getting on your bad side.
But eventually, he understands.
The dry remarks, the sarcasm, the bluntness…
Somehow, they begin to feel less like hostility and more like affection.
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Given Urianger’s status as canonically Fucking Shredded I like to imagine some garlean trying to assassinate him in his potato sack era and they get him cornered without his grimoire and theyre like AHA I HAVE DEPRIVED THE SORCERER OF HIS TOOLS and then urianger rolls up his sleeve and clocks the guy’s lights clean out
An oblivious wol who is absolutely clueless to anyone flirting toward them! But is not oblivious when its towarw someone else ? 🤣🤣
Or
A wol who flirts with everyone but not seriously!
yesssss 🎉
(SFW - alcohol TW)
FFXIV HEADCANONS - The Scions Flirting With an Oblivious WoL
Thancred:
He knows you’ve seen him flirt with other people; you’ve even teased him about it several times.
So how is it that he could be standing in front of you, at his most charming, and you are getting none of it?
He’s leaning in, his voice low, and you’re drunkenly rambling on about some battle.
He’s having trouble even paying attention.
He would assume you’re trying to politely let him down, but you genuinely never registered his advances at all.
Well, this was going to be a long night.
Estinien:
He’s flirted with people from time to time, but the Warrior of Light?
Halone forgive him for the amount of drinks he’d imbibed to get here; he’s usually not drinking.
But perhaps, by some fateful intervention, every attempt he made to get closer to you was interpreted as nothing more than drunken camaraderie.
He supposes this is what comrades do when they aren’t hiding in corners.
Hopefully, he’ll forget his missteps in the morning. Thankfully, you seemed to notice nothing.
G’raha Tia:
When the two of you are alone, without mission or duty, he’s so giggly—blushing at you with a sparkle in his eyes.
And yet, you never seem to realize it.
Perhaps you simply see him as an avid fan, a hero worshipper.
Or maybe he’s so nervous all the time that you couldn’t even tell the difference.
He wishes so deeply that you would see it.
He couldn’t risk your friendship, nor his position among the Scions, by making some bold, lustful move.
Urianger:
It’s not every day that the Warrior of Light visits him in the library, but it happens often enough.
He helps you with whatever research is relevant to the quests you’ve taken on lately.
He feels as though he’s come to know you and your motives much better.
It has been ages since he’s flirted with anyone, and he’s never been a particularly forward man.
So when he slyly brushes your hand while handing you something, or when he looks deeply into your eyes, his voice deep and slow as he speaks, he hopes to get some sort of reaction from you.
But it never comes.
He even tries a few jokes and an innuendo (albeit delivered with his characteristically dry humor).
Now he’s overthinking it, ruminating over your every reaction long after you’ve left.
Y’shtola:
The two of you sit alone over wine, an intimate environment, but not one too far removed from your usual outings.
She looks up at you from beneath her lashes.
She guides the conversation, allowing small pieces of praise to slip between the sharper remarks she delivers so effortlessly.
Her hand rests on your knee by the second drink.
She’s trying her best to be playful.
She’s never blushed like this in front of you before.
And yet you barely notice the change in her demeanor. She blames your dislike of eye contact.
She may have to be far, far more forward… perhaps after one more glass of dry red.
Tataru:
She smiles slyly as she hands you your tea, having finally memorized exactly how you take it.
She immediately offers you all of her advice, free of charge, whenever you mention anything about personal budgeting.
She gives you flirty looks from below, her smile full of ulterior motives.
It should have come as no shock when she came to you offering to share the finest bottle of Ul’dahn champagne she’d purchased in years.
Yet you seem so surprised that she chose you for such a thing.
As if she hasn’t been trying to get you alone for moons.
Eye roll.
Krile:
She’s always given you little smirks.
There seem to be different types of smirks, but you really can't place their meanings.
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Pspsps!!!! What if, for scions headcannons, what if they find out wol used to have a crush on them, and due to plot, different msq trauma, wol s innocent crush kinda just got burried away (whether wol still has a crush or no longer any feelings for them you choose!)
:o that's so messy i love the way you think (Also everyone is encouraged welcome to request Scion headcanons!)
I've decided that while the WoL's current crush status is undefined, most of the Scions are considering their next move.
(SFW)
FFXIV HEADCANONS: THE SCIONS FIND OUT THE WOL USED TO HAVE A CRUSH ON THEM
Thancred:
- Well, he can't decide if that's a blow or a boost to his ego
- He supposes he was quite the flirt back then
- But he went out of his way not to objectify his fellow Scions, to keep business & pleasure separate
- Surprisingly, this doesn't make the friendship too awkward, he's used to being in that gray area with lots of people
- He does wonder what he could've gotten away with if he had noticed it back then....
- It tends to pop up in his mind when he drinks, If he’s feeling particularly cocky, he’ll probably even tease you about it.
- Well, if you harbor no more feelings for him, perhaps he could convince you for something more... casual. Ahem, if you would like, that is.
Estinien:
- Quite dumbfounded, how did he miss that?
- Furiously tries to remember your every interaction but genuinely comes up with nothing
- He tries to keep an even face in front of the Scions, but fails to hide a little smirk the next few times you spoke alone
- It raises his pulse a bit, packs some anxiety, but not enough for him to jump out the window this time
- He must always keep very a serious face >:[
- Should he have attempted to grow closer to you? How would he even do so?
- He refrains from teasing you out loud, but he definitely does so in his head for many moons
- He considers it buried & won't attempt to make any move on you... but he now realizes he wouldn't necessarily be opposed to any you make on him
G'raha:
- You... he..?
- Ears pinned back, blushing tenfold, suddenly very interested in grabbing his own wrists and fleeing the room
- You had been his hero for centuries—how could he not already love you so deeply?
- But used to? He supposes he's done a lot of things since then. Deceived you. Manipulated events. Carried out plans he believed were for the greater good.
- Should he even be trying to “win you back”? No, of course not. But somehow, his actions toward you begin to suggest otherwise.
Urianger:
- His stern expression cracks when he learns about your past crush, his eyes widening considerably.
- "'Tis impertinent to reveal another's personal thoughts so furtively, pray return thy attention to the mission at hand." (Translation: that was inappropriate get back to work)
- He supposes you chose to be around him quite often, he'd never interpreted it as anything other than a platonic favoritism, Some people simply found themselves more naturally aligned with certain companions.
- Duty had so often torn you apart, it wasn't meant to work out anyways
- But that implies he wants something to work out....
- He can't help but become become a lot more excited to talk with you, get you to open up
- But ironically he ends up allowing his awkwardness to make him even more closed off about his own interpersonal feelings
Y'shtola:
- She gains a sort of... powerful, confident feeling from this information
- She is not shy, she smirks at you quite often & may poke fun at you from time to time.
- She already knows she's sly enough to stir up these old feelings
- You are no longer in control of the dynamic—but, admittedly, you never truly were
- When she finally notices that shift in you she supposedly missed so long ago, she will be making a next move
Tataru:
- Makes fun of you a little bit
- At first she just feels a twinge of pity, tries her best to be as polite & helpful as always
- You're really not that bad, always so polite & generous
- She can't help teasing you with a flirty tone when you speak now
Krile:
- Well, other people's emotions don't usually go over her head like that, but hindsight is 20/20
- She thought maybe you kept coming to her because she's the resident mom friend
- She keeps giggling at your remarks a lot more now
- She supposes you do look quite good, and it wouldn't be an insult to be the Warrior of Light's object of affection.
- She knows better than to tease you for it, but she's holding back a bit.
Alisaie:
- Oh, she gains power from this
- She's teasing you about it & you have no idea what she's teasing you about
- "Shut up you love me"
- "And that's why I'm your favorite"
- She immediately (& aggressively) shuts down anyone who thinks she's crushing back
- You were always her favorite anyways
Alphinaud:
- Stumbles.
- Stutters.
- Denies any such thing. This is purely platonic & professional
- That anyone would ever suggest otherwise is slanderous!
- But he is ever quite flustered around you, he looks up to you & cherishes your wisdom
- He would never deny you such... but in his head you are so many leagues above him