nbd

me getting a blood transfusion: can you see if you have any gay blood in the back?

thats literally illegal, gays cant donate blood

can you just check for me

just found out my dads gf soaks raisins in water before eating them & ive never been more disgusted that i let someone in my house

they did necromancy on a grape

What is going on here

The Shining, But Cold

cranberry sauce

Thank you for this bespoke nightmare

POV: you’re inside a tube of YSL lipstick (Bare Burgundy)

POV: youre a valentino white bag and lipstick was spilled inside you

Do you ever think about that freaky little fish dude that evolved to have arm fins that allowed it to avoid predators in the ocean by literally removing itself from the situation and going to shallow water and/or land and that’s the thing all land animals are related to because I sure do

my brain works like the spirit box from buzzfeed unsolved

mostly static, sometimes disembodied words like “pastry” and “crime”, leaves you guessing

the party boy

the old man lana is singing about in all her songs is bernie sanders

I gotta delete my blog for good

If you’re in a relationship, and you are afraid to tell your friends about something that your partner did to you because you are afraid they will think badly of your partner, that’s a red flag.

anyone else get the constant fear that there are unspoken social rules you dont know about (especially in new situations, like when i first started taking the bus, i was afraid i was doing it wrong lol) so youre just always on edge and kind of… watching how other people act so you can copy the “correct” thing to do

It took me a long time to realize that this wasn’t something that happened to everyone.

….. this doesn’t happen to everyone??