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Jyushimatsu acts extra oblivious when he believes hes safe in his own home. Whenever hes alone in the house and youre stalking him, he acts extra lewd almost on purpose, like he knows hes being watched. What little skin peeks through his shorts and hoodie drive you insane.

(this lowkey turned into fanfiction notes. I might write this but idk. I might not)

Jyushimatsu would be oblivious when hes with his brothers but way more observant when hes alone when hes outside his house. You quickly learned that the worst time to stalk him is when he practices baseball alone. The best time to stalk him is when hes at the house.

He jacks off completely naked when he gets really into it. He can masturbate for hours and cum repeatidly and keep going. His boner is never ending, unrelenting. He secretly enjoys anal and masturbating in front of windows if he doesnt masturbate in the attic.

At the bathhouse, he sometimes will forget some clothes. Sometimes its clean. If youre lucky its dirty. His brothers usually help him remember so this doesnt happen often, but when he visits the bathhouse alone it happens half the time.

If he learns hes being stalked, he wouldnt believe it because "who in their right mind would stalk a 30 something year old neet virgin man?" He would be hesitant to drag police into it when it gets worse, and would go to his brothers first for help.

He would probably be frustrated with himself when things he cared for went missing... He would think he kept misplacing everything. But the more things disappear the more he realizes someones taking his stuff. He surely cannot be misplacing that much stuff every day

You learn he actually enjoys to read, and enjoys reading encylopedias. That and comics. He can become so engrossed in reading that hours pass and he wont notice. A few times he almost pees himself before stopping.

Jyushimatsu would be forced to stay at the house. He would quickly develop cabin fever. He would become super antsy and depressed. He wouldnt care about the stalker hurting him because at least if he gets hurt outside he would be outside, away from the house.

He wouldnt be scared about having a stalker at first. In fact he'd be more annoyed if anything. He probably wouldnt take the stalking too serious... Until it escalates.

His brothers think hes joking at first, then they think hes crazy. Then when jyushimatsu proves that hes really being stalked, the brothers get very pissed off and protective on his behalf.

Everyone is scared after a particularly active day on your part, and they all visit the police together to see what they can do, but they get brushed off when they ask for help.

He wouldnt noticing you breaking into his house while hes asleep because hes such a deep sleeper, but todomatsu, choromatsu, or ichimatsu might.

Osomatsu would be the first to fight you if you get caught. Even if he's dead asleep he will jolt wide awake and attack you on sight.

The brothers end up not leaving the house as much, in fear of what you would do to jyushimatsu when hes alone.

Jyushimatsus anxiety turns into frustration, which then turns into anger. He starts lashing out at his brothers. He tries to keep himself calm but he hasnt left the house in weeks and hes tired of hiding.

He tries confronting you by himself a few times, but youre just so quick you keep managing to run away just in time to miss him.

Three things could happen, you could be beat up by jyushimatsu and his brothers and youd have to recover in the hospital for a bit (and it might not even stop you bc you loved the feeling of your beloved wife (he doesnt know youre married to him yet) stomp on your head over the hot pavement), you kidnap jyushimatsu and keep him in your attic forever, or you get caught by police (which probably wont happen since they dont believe the matsunos but hey, you never know).