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Thrax: My favorite episode of The Golden Girls is the one where they all took contaminated Geritol and died.

Drix: That was never an episode.

Thrax: Well, it should have been.

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Ozzy: Whoa, dude, premarital handholding? That’s just not cool or groovy.

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Drix, pointing to a person walking a dog germ: That could be us, you know.

Ozzy: I would never wear a leash that color.

Drix: ...I meant we could get a pet.

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Drix: Who the hell's reading fanfic about multi-level marketing?

Ozzy: Wrong MLM, buddy.

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Drix, texting Ozzy: Hey. You are a horror.

Drix: *HOTTIE-

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Ozzy: Why do you sleep like Dracula?

Drix: What?

Ozzy: I came to steal your brow pencil, and you were sleeping like perfectly straight with your hands all crossed.

Drix: Wait, you have like three brow pencils already.

Ozzy: Undead ass posture. Nosferatu ass.

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Thrax: You know, I used to play back in my gory days.

Drix: You mean glory days?

Thrax: Ah, that too.

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Maria: I’d like to live through a week that’s not a whole new verse of “We Didn’t Start the Fire.”

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Ozzy: Goodnight to the love of my life, Drix, and fuck the rest of y'all.

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Drix: *holding up a pack of pencils* These are kinda cute.

Ozzy: Drix, that’s gay.

Drix: We’ve been dating for 2 years-

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Spryman to Ozzy and Drix: Stop saving the city and get a hobby.

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Drix: Just a minute. I need to go take out the trash.

Ozzy: Oh. We're going out?

Drix: Wh...

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Christine: Well, remember when Hector made a romantic dinner for me?

Travis: Christine, he microwaved you a pizza.

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Drix: But yeah, that's basically the entire history of the Roman Empire.

Maria: Woah, you're so knowledgeable.

Drix: Thanks, I think?

Maria: Don't take this the wrong way, but is there a history of autism in your family?

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Spryman: I'm on my way. What should I bring?

Drix: A good mood :)

Spryman: ...I'm not coming.

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Drix: Leah, why did you kill him?

Leah: I didn't want him alive.

Ozzy: That's fair.

Drix: HOW IS THAT FAIR?!

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Thrax: Am I a boy? Am I a girl? It doesn't matter. I'm going to burn your city down.

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