null escape velocity

Valentines always makes me feel so full of love for my friends I went on a spree to make them lil plushie ships. 

In order for: @frittersand, @ritz-art, @cosbeans, @deadly-punch, 5 friends who indulge my detective conan obsession, and last but not least @tvheadfalls  💕

And she devised in her heart this guileful thing also: she set up in her halls a great web, and fell to weaving— fine of thread was the web and very wide; and straightway she spoke among us: 

“Young men, my wooers, since godlike Odysseus is dead, be patient, though eager for marriage, until I finish this garment—lest my threads perish useless—a shroud for the hero Laertes, against the time when the baneful fate of pitiless death shall strike him down; lest any of the Achaean women in the land blame me, if he, who had won great possessions, were to lie without a shroud.”