The Clinic Is Open
Greetings, fellow OSHA associates - due to the high rate of workplace injuries in this line of work, my associates and I have set up a clinic, available for all OSHA workers. No need to bother WHO anymore with a broken limb, unless you prefer to visit them of course.
We cater for humans, fair folk, animal-based beings, eldritch, and others - Should you not be certain of your species or specific biology, feel free to book an appointment with one of our friendly staff so we may analyse how to properly treat you! This option is open to everyone, of course - better to be safe than sorry!
I am your head doctor, please refer to me as Dr C. I use she/her pronouns, and am bisexual. My coworkers will add their own names and identities as they are able to. Thank you for visiting the OSHA Medical Clinic.
(( Note: This is a joke blog for fun - writer has no real medical knowledge, nor is associated with OSHA or WHO ))
















