our lady of ways, our lady of memes

Your header made me scream into the literal void

eurydice: i know you're deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.

Orpheus, turning around to make sure Eurydice is there, only to have her disappear forever and return to the Underworld:

hadestown characters as userboxes

You could pour soup in my lap and I'd probably apologize to you.

Orpheus: Hewwo

Orpheus: It's very muggy out today, isn't it?

eurydice: all the great poets have said something. aristotle said “the whole is more than the sum of its parts.” plato said “wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something.” socrates said “there is only one good, knowledge, and one evil, ignorance.” what did orpheus say?

orpheus: say, hades, you´ve been pretty sick lately. have you seen a doctor? i think you might have a case of updog.

(to the tune of ymca)

eurydice: orpheus, i'm cold.

eurydice: i´m proud to identify as moronsexual. i´m only attracted to idiots.