Cogito, ergo sum

nobody tears through library books quite as fast as a 12 yr old girl with no friends

only ppl on this post who matter r the ppl who r saying "me except im not a girl anymore" & "me except i wasnt a girl yet"

shout out to everyone who participated in the january-february mass depressive episode

Thank you everyone for another great turnout to the january-february mass depressive episode

rip magneto you would have loved killing elon musk

Probably with a cybertruck, let's be honest. And it would have ruled so hard.

“i liked it before it was cool” well i liked it AFTER it was cool when everyone abandoned it

i get really into shows that aired like 5+ years ago like “have y’all heard of this”

i didn't say it was good, i said it has bewitched me body and soul

no i said i'm obsessed with it, not that i recommend it

i feel so bad for nikola tesla like imagine spending years beefing with a guy who has conned the public into believing he's some sort of supergenius when in reality it's his overworked employees developing all of his world-changing inventions and you end up dying broke and starving and alone and then 100 years later another guy cons the public into believing he's some sort of supergenius when in reality it's his overworked employees developing all of his world-changing inventions and he's doing it all IN YOUR NAME. he must be rolling in his grave like a fucking rotisserie chicken

His ghost is setting those cars on fire actually

I hadn’t really considered “the agnostic demigod of electromagnetism is the reason Musk’s companies fail” before, but I like the concept. 

This transcends language

You will live to watch elon musk die. dont kill yourself.

You can only reblog this on the 3st of January

the 3st huh?

Happy January 3st!

Actually that reminds me of the time I caught a mouse that had gotten trapped in our bathroom and instead of freeing it I threw on gloves and took it over to where I knew a rattlesnake had been nesting and held it (the mouse) by the tail so I could feed the snake (yes the snake ate it, I’d like to think she was happy with the meal)