I Enjoy A Variety Of Dicks.

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul

Fanfiction is insane. You can write porn so good you make friends.

the most sexual emotion a man can feel is fear

Now why would Tumblr user twinktorturer say something like this

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why are all the actual real human jobs like baker and florist and childcare worker barely paying livable wages but the fake jobs like ai specialist boot licker or marketing campaign dick sucker making six figures

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems