roots above the trees.

My fiancé’s dad is Arabic, has a really thick accent and doesn’t really understand cursing so when he gets road rage he just puts a bunch of curse words together. My favorite so far “Up shut your ass, motherbitch.”

This is wonderful

You know what… Take my $1.37… I want my PBS. Take my $.46… I am all for federal funding of art programs. Take my $.46… I love my museums, colleges, and libraries. Take my $.11… I support developing minority businesses. Take my $.66… I am for entrepreneurship and innovation. Take my $1.60… I want us to export more goods overseas. Take my $0.43… I would like to see more American manufacturing. Take my $0.88… I think community policing needs vast improvement. Take my $1.48… I support programs for women. Take my $1.55… I believe in due process for all. Take my $0.48… We need a civil rights division in the justice department. Take my $0.38… I think we need to defend our Mother Earth. Take my $0.03… I know more work needs to be done for climate change. Take my $8.95… because we need more sustainable energy. Take my $2.71… we should reduce our carbon footprint. If saving these programs means I’m out $22.36 a year, I’m good with contributing my $.07 a day to save American jobs and these federal programs.

Also all of those programs make more money than they losefor the country as a whole 

The purpose of cutting funding for PBS, art programs, and museums isn’t to help taxpayers, it’s to undermine anything that threatens the right’s cultural hegemony.

It’s also to encourage the cessation of free thinking and to hinder the reach of science and literacy. It’s important to remember that Nova and Nature air exclusively on PBS. Both encourage teaching and learning about all parts of science, anthropology, history, geology and biology. They are very big on evolution which we all know most Christians hate. So remember that. 

what doesn’t kill you makes you weird at parties

self-care is slathering yourself in baby oil and sliding down the 7th lane in your local bowling alley so the mechanical pin setter will pick you up and take you to the forbidden place behind the bowling lanes where you can meet God but only on tuesdays

OH MY GOD