Moved To @bisexualvalkyriecain

I have been waiting YEARS to reblog this

I like it when tybalt tells mercutio to “have at thee boy” because it’s like a really old timey “try me bitch”

AY so I’m officially moving over to @valkyrecain !! follow me over there if you’d like, as I will no longer be active on this blog after the next couple of days

@valkyrecain since it didn't come up earlier

But all you ever see are men’s

Oh shit

this has to be one of my favourite periods of good ol vince like. He went to art school and low key thought it was boring and stupid so he QUIT, but not before he first painted a skull with a darn hecking cigarette hanging out of its mouth like. talk about iconic!

not killing myself is a personal achievement but you cant really brag about that at dinner parties

BITCH ME!!

IMMMMMMMMMMM!

pride month has one hour left to give me a gf

update from july: i don’t have a girlfriend. the next twelve months are canceled. i’m going back to bed until pride month 2018 actually does me right

We have been blessed

did you really make me see this with my own eyes iN MY OWN HOME

my favorite video game joke is referring to main characters as the game name like “there goes halo!” “hey it’s john bioshock!” because too-serious gamer dudes will never think you’re joking for some reason

parents that try to guilt trip their kids for feeding them and providing a roof over their heads are disgusting like that is ur responsibility as their parent, as someone that chose to raise them, that’s part of the damn job description and in no way do ur kids owe u for that, not even a single bit