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gnome found dead during record breaking summer heat after caramel in his pocket melts and leaves him glued to the sidewalk

Pokemon Go was worth it just for the occasional glimpses we get into what social media is like in the actual pokemon universe

This poss can do so much great artwork it's crazy.

"Why don't people recognize Link in TOTK" bc everyone imagines the legendary swordsman to be built like Ganondorf and Link doesn't bother correcting anyone bc being hailed as a hero is like on the bottom of his priorities, which are topped by things like "Bake one of every pie"

"Wouldn't they recognize him bc he's with Zelda" Everyone interacting with Zelda was like "Wow, the princess!! The princess who saved Hyrule is here, talking to us! Plus some guy with three sets of pronouns who's building a bomb but more importantly The Princess!! Wow!!"

Someone uses an unfamiliar pronoun around Zelda, and she hears the item pickup sound come from Link

Can’t apply a gender to a force of fucking nature, this Link. 

I extend my hand like a mob boss and allow you to kiss my ring but when you lean closer you see it's one of those glo-in-the-dark spider rings you win at arcades

Encounter: old-fashioned mafia clan whose territory consists entirely of a mall, a few restaurants, and a mini golf course

Plague Rave Plague Rave Plague Rave!!!!

@torrikor