Miss Melody

animal crackers are a very civilized dessert so bite their heads off slowly and keep your pinky extended while you chew

Make sure to nibble the border of your pop tarts before eating the center!

The more you turn her wind up key, the longer the doll’s AWAWAWAWA.

oh yeah? well could a doll do THIS *clatters over onto my side and then doesn't move*

girl asks me to use her like a toy so i put her in a row with several other girls sorted by name alphabetically & sit there silently looking at her

maidgirls be like "sorry i overswept"

the only reason a maid dress should ever have short sleeves and skirt is to show off doll joints

like some kind of maid bird