talk shit get bit

jon just Knowing absolutely irrelevant trivia is probably the FUNNIEST thing and i dont think we dive into it far enough. he’s like sitting there doing nothing and then out of nowhere is like ‘Hey did you know the official name of the hashtag symbol is octothorpe’ but then when he needs to Know whether or not hes gonna like, get kidnapped for the 10th time, the eye’s just like ‘dude, idk. apples are actually native to asia tho’ and jon’s like ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

sorry but the fact that jon hit record on the tape just to say “fuck” is SO funny. like he listened to eric’s statement nd was just like “aw yeah i’ve got a great post-statement thought for this. FUCK”

elias in jail yelling on the phone to peter lukas: i’ve been gone for six hours and you let them UNIONIZE?? are you DUMB?? do you know how many employee code violations i’ve committed in the past TWO HUNDRED YEARS??

elias in jail yelling on the phone to peter lukas: i’ve been gone for six hours and you let them UNIONIZE?? are you DUMB?? do you know how many employee code violations i’ve committed in the past TWO HUNDRED YEARS??