Mon Blog

sorry i can’t go out tonight i’m at home sitting down

i dream of having a regulated nervous system

basic human empathy has got to make a comeback divas

I hope I give off the vibe to all animals that I am their ally and friend

me: I’m doing pretty well, I feel pretty good me ten minutes later: not once in my life have I ever been ok

I still don’t know what he’s trying to say here, but it makes me laugh every fucking time

*spins my clothes in a wet metal tube then bakes them in a different metal tube to undo the wetness*

in literature this is called defamiliarization so congrats this post is officially a literary masterpiece  

crazy ex-girlfriend is the show the world needs right now but isn’t watching and it will become a hit in 10 years when people will say it was just so ahead of its time and it makes me mad watch crazy ex-girlfriend

@ all of u that hate mint ice cream: what happened

if you think i’m gonna eat frozen toothpaste you are Mistaken 

this forces me to believe that you’ve either never had mint ice cream or have never brushed your teeth