take me to sea with you

you can’t give lana del rey more than 50 all time classics

My toxic fandom take is that I think that it's awful how much we can talk to creators and get answers from them word of god style. We should be out here in a godless place rooting for scraps of lore in the media like truffle pigs out in the fields

the eggbetha romcom novella that exists in my mind is so good btw. the plot doesn’t matter dunk is stuck dealing with some altercation at raventree hall, bloodraven is probably involved. egg is a marriage-aged teen at this point (so like. 16) and he starts off whining to dunk about how he doesn’t understand why the mere presence of a pretty woman can make dunk act so differently 🙄 smh can you keep it in your pants. dunk threatens to clout him in the ear, you know the drill. then they meet lord blackwood’s teen daughter and egg leaves that interaction looking like this emoji 😵‍💫 contemplating many things about himself he didn’t know up until that point and dunk is like “:/ man i think i don’t like this girl. she was kinda mean to you [clueless]” egg sighs wistfully “yeah…”. and it’s a whole thing because she’s a lady and he’s supposedly just some dirty little squire boy. egg gets so in character roleplaying this dynamic that at the end he’s like oh nooooo how will lord blackwood ever let me marry his daughter and someone has to remind him. then he’s like oh yeah. yayyy problem solved 👍 the end

egg has the opposite of jaime’s wench kink

another day getting into arguments on the weirwood net. everyone keeps asking me if they can eat of the flesh of man and mate as wolf with wolf. buddy, they wont even let me fuck the wolf