Halo 3 Warthog Run 3x Speed

feminism is master chief petty officer john 117 sharing a birthday with women

post cancelled i just realized that its not in fact yesterday today

nerevarine, you have been a good and faithful servant to me, and i believe now that you are the child of prophecy. my nerevar, returned to me at last! your goddess has another task for you. please go stand on the giant red X i have painted on the temple floor. do this and i will be very pleased with you. do not look towards fedris hler in the corner holding a large rope, he does this to serve morrowind.

it is good to see you again, nerevarine. i am gladdened to hear that you survived that pit trap, for none but my nerevar could have achieved this. yet i sense that you are troubled. to calm your nerves, i have made you a warm drink. you may retrieve it from that giant bubbling cauldron. what do you mean, the smoke appears to you as a skull and crossbones? do you dare question a gift from a god?

my obedient servant, i have another task for you. an army of foul goblins has taken residence in the sewers, and for the safety of my people you must exterminate them. you may enter the sewers through the large tunnel in the northern wall of the temple. to aid your task i will gift you the boots of blinding speed, and i advise that you equip them before attempting to enter the tunnel.

nerevarine, i am displeased to hear that you have not yet eradicated the goblin army that threatens my people. nonetheless, i am merciful, and i will give you a second chance. my ordinators have told me you were seen running into a poorly-painted black circle on the temple wall. i have had fedris hler create a second tunnel entrance on the southern wall, and you may enter the sewers there. remember to equip the boots of blinding speed and to run while entering the tunnel. do this for your goddess and i will forgive your previous failure.

my obedient servant, i sense that you have managed to enter the sewers and eradicate the goblin army that threatened my people. this is... unexpected. but what cannot be expected from my tenacious nerevar? i will reward you for this victory. i bestow upon you almalexia's light. this enchanted candle will fill even the darkest dungeons with my divine glory. fedris hler has already lit it for you. now, please take this blessing and carry it outside immediately. go to the most remote corner of the temple gardens to experience the power of my boon. now. immediately. go.

ive said it before ill say it again the problem with tesblr is that nobody knows deeplore any more and a prerequisite for making funny tes posts is knowing the deeplore. it doesn’t matter if you think enantiomorphs are dumb as fuck the meme potential is outstanding

get verticaled idiot

hang on no i love the implications here. society peaks in a pastoral context, agriculture is a step too far, the people at the peak of human society are the dudes herding sheep in the alps. dont even fucking think about planting anything

it’s either very bad GIS or very good anprim propaganda

either way, Andean alpaca farmers are the only ones who got it right