i eat rubber bands :)

@cowculater sounds like you :3

who wanna be friends with drawbacks

friends with consequences

UPDATE it doesn't even have to be 'cool', give me a fact about ur oc!!!!

Kairo can do that gross eyelid flip inside out thing

Otos can hear a song or melody once and whistle it perfectly.

ili is nearly a thousand years old at this point but no one has figured it out yet because she refuses to be anything but silly and whimsy

august falls asleep whenever he preens his wings

bastion can get motion-sick in any vehicle whenever she looks away from a window

google search job ideas for failures

Two dudes in my group chat have been playing league & slowly but surely have shifted from saying "wanna play league of legends" to "wanna play some geego legends". At this point their average post is just @ing the other and going "geegogagand?" and I feel insane

i wish we were able to talk about women's rights without someone mentioning how much they do or don't want to have sex with them. i don't care if you're a lesbian Stop finding worth in women purely from their perceived attractiveness

"I think women should not be expected to shave for societal respect / to avoid discrimination" "yeah🤤 i love bush" ok well that's not what we're talking about is it.

i hate how many posts about trans women deserving respect always devolve into "I love girldick" or "trans rights but I don't want to date a trans person" because that's entirely unrelated to the topic at hand. you should not respond to feminism with "YESSS I loveeee you because I see you as nothing but a sex object" you people sound like other men I get stuck talking with that end up saying "free the nipple so I can see boobies in public" and thinking they're feminists. why can't we just respect women regardless of your attraction to them or not. why does it need to be brought up in every conversation regarding their rights

i love you im glad you exist im so happy you’re alive

Rb to tell prev you love them ur glad they exist and you’re so happy they’re alive

checked in on tumblr for the first time today and saw my dash explode. With lack of context i am forced to assume that hit mcyter GoodTimesWithScar is making mister pesky bird into fried chicken except! The oil is Tears

with your victorian sandwich and my tres leches there's not a star in heaven we can't reach

can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars 🌠!!!

checked in on tumblr for the first time today and saw my dash explode. With lack of context i am forced to assume that hit mcyter GoodTimesWithScar is making mister pesky bird into fried chicken except! The oil is Tears

so happy for you torture boy. Love you and miss you