Untitled

The Coronavirus pandemic has been a challenge that our generation has never faced before. In light of so much uncertainty and isolation, feelings of fear and loneliness is everywhere. But we are not alone, and despite these challenges, we can find small victories in our daily lives, in doing what we love, and sharing that love with everyone else. Start your day with love. Be it love for art, music, dance, books, yoga, gardening, anything that makes you happy. Unleash your creativity and share it with the world. Even when we’re isolated in quarantine, we can still connect with each other through our creations. Artists and creators everywhere, join me in sharing our creations, our passions, and our loves. Paint, dance, compose, do something you love and share it with us <3

Sorceress: Can I like… lead the clerics in a group prayer?

DM: Sure.

Druid: Okay, well we’ll be out investigating while you’re doing that.

Later the party ran into the killer and got into combat.

Bard: Does [Sorceress] not hear this commotion and come to investigate?

DM: No… the church would be too far away.

Sorceress: I’m leading the congregation. Everyone please open your books to Psalms.

The killer ended up running away after a few rounds of combat. The party ended up chasing them to the other end of town and eventually taking them down.

Wizard: Haha, [Sorceress], no XP for you.

Jaze- Aristocratic Tiefling bard

Murmus- Genasi sorcerer

Dizapointed- Human fighter

Xanthe- Our missing Eladrin rogue

We’re following a trail of blood in a cave on a search to find our fourth teammate. Our bard had to guide our human, the only one without dark vision (he had already fallen into a hole earlier.)

The bard is just pinching his sleeve to guide him haphazardly

Sorcerer: I’d think you would hoist him over your shoulder or something

Bard: I’ll drag him by the shirt, but that’s it. I don’t want to touch the filthy commoner any more than I have to.

Fighter: I can’t help it if I can’t see!

[after a few failed rolls to stop him from running into walls]

Fighter: Just yeet me on your shoulder! It’ll be easier and I’ll stop running into things

Bard: Y’know what? I have a better idea

Bard, ooc: I’m just going to yeet him ahead of me so I don’t have to touch him

DM: *sighs* Roll for strength

[nat 20]

He then threw the fighter ahead of us, but instead of landing, we heard him screaming and cursing. The yelling faded, and we concluded him that he had been yeeted straight into a hole.

Sorcerer: Well that’s unfortunate.

Bard: *shrugs* Let the commoner shed his blood in place of ours.

Sorcerer, ooc: I’m gonna yeet myself in the hole as well

DM: *sighs harder* roll for acrobatics

[she makes it to the bottom, but falls on her butt]

DM: Will Jaze also yeet himself into the hole?

Bard, ooc: Well actually, Jaze is a pretty level headed dude, so he’s gonna make an investigation roll before he does that to make sure it’s safe.

Fighter ooc, who had taken 11 damage from the fall: You couldn’t have done that before throwing me???

Bard, ooc: Well I didn’t care about what happened to you, so no, I couldn’t have

[proceeds to roll a 17 investigation and a 18 acrobatics, safely making it down the hole]

At the bottom, the bard finds the fighter unconscious and wakes him up

Bard: What’s up, peasant? How was your trip?

Fighter: I didn’t trip, you tHREW ME IN A HOLE

Bard: Eh, details

For some context, my entire party is evil- or neutral-aligned characters. I play a 12-year-old changeling named Mop. We encountered a shopkeeper who was being particularly annoying.

DM: What do you do in response to his pestering?

Me: can I bite him?

Valvorian (a drow in our party): Oh my god. I would not stop him.

DM: N-n..no??

Me: ..wait, Wait. Valvorian should throw the child.

DM: WHAT

Valvorian: throw the child???

DM: screw it, I’ll allow it- roll a strength check.

Valvorian: (rolls a 17)

DM: He pelts the changeling full-force at the shopkeeper, knocking him to the ground with a scream of “GET IT OFF ME, NO!” Does the party react?

“Good! You’re my dad now!”

Some context for our party: we are playing a somewhat homebrewed campaign where it is essentially a more intense animal Crossing world. Our party consists mostly of animals including The Duck who is a rogue that is mad at everyone and stabs a lot of stuff, an aarakocra, myself that is a kenku cleric worshipping a mad God, a mouse folk, and a kitsune.

Me, a cleric worshipping a mad God: can I summon my spiritual weapon(a giant wheel of cheese) to help the duck as he is falling off the crumbling world?

Our DM: yeah