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What about an s/o who has a pet elephant, that very rarely acts like a guard to the house, but is actually just pretty kind and tolerant to whatever the skeletons may do.

I hope whatever’s stressing you gets better! Good luck

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Loves your elephant. He’s like a little kid meeting a big dog for the first time, hanging all over them and petting them with glee.

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A little nervous around such a large animal! You’ll have to help him out, maybe hold his hand or something while he pets them?

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Your elephant is a little nervous around him. You’ll have to introduce them slowly so your poor baby doesn’t get spooked.

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Your elephant loves him immediately! He treats them like a little baby, even with their large size. You have the most spoiled elephant ever.

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Honestly, I think just about any kind of dancing could be considered sensual or completely normal depending on the circumstances.

He finds it pretty interesting, especially since its history is so widely spanned across the world. You think he knows more Random Historical FactsTM about your job/hobby than you do.

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Look. He’s… Him. But anyone but him makes inappropriate comments about your dancing and he’s putting them six feet under. 

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Treats it with the same support that he would any other kind of dancing. He doesn’t get it, but if you love it he loves it.

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Couldn’t care less, really.

Hi! 👋

Honestly, I think just about any kind of dancing could be considered sensual or completely normal depending on the circumstances.

He finds it pretty interesting, especially since its history is so widely spanned across the world. You think he knows more Random Historical FactsTM about your job/hobby than you do.

Nightmare, Passive, Blue, Fresh, Template

Look. He’s… Him. But anyone but him makes inappropriate comments about your dancing and he’s putting them six feet under. 

Killer, Red, Heart, Bill, Reaper, Shattered, Swad, Plum

Treats it with the same support that he would any other kind of dancing. He doesn’t get it, but if you love it he loves it.

Comic, Cross, Ccino, Horror, Dream, Cherrybomb, Ink, Outer, Swap, Swan, Pale

Couldn’t care less, really.

Can I request the boys with a S/O who's so touch starved that the first couple time they give S/O physical affection they just break down crying?

(It's a little angsty, I know) Have a good day/night, and make sure you don't push yourself too hard! (⁠｡⁠･⁠ω⁠･⁠｡⁠)⁠ﾉ⁠♡

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I’m feeling better!

*Abort! Abort! He made you sad!!!!!*  He panics so hard. Once you manage to explain, though, he squeezes you and cuddles you again more emotionally.

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Understands and is probably experiencing some intense emotions himself. You two are going to be hugging for a while.

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Pretends not to notice, but insists on cuddling you for way longer than he originally planned.

i think this is…actually the most extreme stupid dove nest I’ve seen.

Imagine you're coming home after a long day of hunting, and the first thing you hear is your seven shitty kids screeching at you for no reason, how pissed off would you be, I'd immediately fly away too

Imagine you're the oldest of seven and a fucking HOA member broke into your HOUSE and SHIT AN EGG and is BITING at your siblings, but your dad shows so you try to tell him the problem but you're very little and you don't speak English and he doesn't speak English either so you can't communicate that a fucking GOBLIN is in your HOUSE and the only reason he doesn't know is cause his ASS was on that bitch's HEAD and he must've assumed it was one of your brothers and sisters but it was actually that FREAK WOMAN who got in, and now your dad is flying away 'cause he has no idea what's going on

Imagine you're a parent and you've calmed down and gone to get McDonald's for your seven kids, and you come home expecting to get cheers because you know the D's are always a winner, but when you fly back in through the door the kids are all still screaming, and it's not even excited screams but you don't know what's wrong so you just look into the camera like you're Jim from the Office

Imagine you're one of the small middle children and probably the one that this HOA WITCH was BITING after she broke into YOUR HOUSE and SHIT an EGG and you tried to be a good host by cuddling with her to congratulate her on her egg but then she started BITING and taking over your ROOM and threw out all your GOOSEBUMPS books and your eldest sibling couldn't call dad so you all just had to wait, and then dad comes home but your STUPID FAMILY won't stop SCREECHING to explain what's going on so your dad leaves but then comes back and he's brought McDonald's which is like yay but there is an INTRUDER, and finally your dad looks around the house and notices BITCH BIRD KAREN IN YOUR BEAN BAG CHAIR, and you're like ok dad can handle this but then you learn he's more scared than you?????

Imagine you're a dad and you just got home with McDonald's and WHO THE FUCK IS THAT IN MY HOUSE but luckily you have seven children and the mean one is willing to fight this bitch and you're just gonna chill in this corner until this problem is resolved even if your other kids are straight-up judging you

Imagine you're Kevin McCallister and you're doing Home Alone except you're not home alone 'cause your dad is home too but he's not helping, he's just holding a bag of McDonald's, so you have to be the head of this house at eight years old 'cause you're home alone emotionally but this FREAK ON AN EGG isn't leaving so you decide to screech at your dad and he's more scared of you than she is

Imagine you're a dad and your child has publicly shamed you in front of your other kids and this ASSHOLE KAREN and you decide you're not gonna take this shit anymore so you tell your kids that you paid for this McDonald's with your hard-earned bird money and they're gonna damn well eat this, so everybody stop looking at that side of the house and just eat your fucking french fries but then that fucking MONSTER starts BITING your only child willing to go into battle so you recognize this is a lost cause and throw the burgers on the counter and you remember you're an ADULT so you grab your car keys and fly the fuck away

hey this is late but i care you. i hope the illness didn't and does not get you!!!

“Don’t lay a hand on me.” Shattered’s voice was a ragged snarl, trembling with the last of his dwindling strength. He batted Sol’s fingers aside, shoulders coiled tight as if poised to flee—or strike. “You’re the reason I’ve turned into this…twisted mess. You and your revolting ‘Positivity.’ Just—stay away.”

Sol only laughed, a lilting, careless sound, and leaned in, pressing closer without an ounce of shame. He draped himself around Shattered as though the two were old lovers teasing at a masquerade ball, ignoring each weak swat of those desperate tendrils. “Oh, darling, you know you can’t blame me for any of this,” he purred, letting each syllable linger with a playful hint of cruelty. “After all, you were the one so eager to partake of my—”

“Don’t antagonize him any further.”

Dream’s voice cut in, firm but weary, slicing off whatever vulgarity Sol had been about to purr out. He set down a pot of Sea Tea he’d been saving for a rainy day. Whether it had gone stale or not was another matter entirely, but it would probably help.

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