this morning my friend texted me and asked if he had left a belonging of his in my car. i was half asleep and was trying to text him βidk i havenβt checkedβ, βiβm going to be lateβ, and βiβm still in bedβ. in my head i thought i did just that but i actually typed this
itβs not even that funny, but i havenβt been able to stop laughing every time i think about it. he and my partner spent 10 minutes trying to decode this message and were unsuccessful until i finally showed up, completely unaware that i had texted him something completely incomprehensible without even answering his question






















