The Oracle of Delphi

Voice of Apollo. Keeper of riddles. Distributor of vague and ominous prophecies since 1400 BCE. You may know me from such hits as:

- “A great empire shall fall” (spoiler: they all did)

- “Beware the wooden horse” (no one listened)

- And the classic: “idk dude, ask again later”

I live in a cave, inhale fumes (don’t judge), and serve cryptic realness on the daily.

Ask your question. But know this:

The prophecy will not tell you what you want, only what you need.

...Or something cool and mysterious like that.

Consult at your own risk.

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Hermes Official = @messenger-god-official

Dm's and Asks both here and all my other blogs welcome

#ask the oracle = Asks

#words from the smoke = Prophecy

Not in the earth.

Them: “but what does it MEAN”

I say YOU listen in riddles.