Optionally

@optionally

Layout #6 // TROLL FASHION; The name is Sara. I draw, I write, and I also like tea, but am not British. I am more of the Canadian variety, eh? Careful, I can bite. But you might just like that. ;D Fandoms right now consist of a variety-mixture of Homestuck, Shingeki no Kyojin (Attack on Titan), Magi, and whatever else which strikes my eye! (NAMELY GAY SHIT. YOU'VE BEEN WARNED.) Buckle up, this ride is only starting. ❤

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Sara?

Hi? Yes? It is I? Uhhhh... Where’s the date on this thing?

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Well damn... Shit sure did change around here since the last time I logged on. Uhhh... How long has it even been? How many updates went down? WHAT IS GOING ON?! WHAT IS LIFE.

#wtf #confused #hi i guess i'm back?#what is this

gnomesy

alligatorgrande

oH MY GOD I FORGOT THIS VIDEO EXISTED OH MY FUCKING GOD

bigskulltula-deactivated2015042

OH MY LORD WHAT THE FUCK

penis-hilton

marisoldelamuerte

I just want everyone to witness this at least once in their life

king-o-the-memes-blog

i don’t know what i was expecting, but it wasn’t that…

raspberryspar

IT WAS GOING SO WELL

the uglier the snapchat, the closer the friendship

Mom: If you were going to kill someone, what weapon would you choose?

Me: A dull knife.

Dad: Why a dull knife?

Me: You want to really mess someone up and make it painful? Use a dull knife. Sure, it's going to take a bit more effort, but it isn't going to cut. It's going to rip. It'll be painful, and if they survive the healing process will be a lot more difficult and painful. A dull knife expresses more anger than a sharp knife. A sharp knife is kind of the nice guy murdering tool, but if I'm going to kill someone I'm going to assume that I have finally snapped so I'd go for something painful and vicious.

Mom: We've raised a potential serial killer.

Dad: I don't know about you, but I'm proud of the amount of thought that went into that.

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pokeninjaflame-deactivated20180

Do ya know why Sollux ate the Mind Honey?…..He had some TIME to KILL

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jove-bluh

idkillustrator

This is stunning.

key-ei

I’ve never felt so much agony in my life.

prodigiouspsychopath

This is definitely one of my favourites.

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melodyofamadman

thatamericanhoney

THIS IS SO GENIUS I JUST STARTED CRYING

blueadidasforrussianscally

snazziest

perfect now i dont have to worry about cumming on my keyboard

jturn

this is not the intended use sir

sparrow-va

i’m gonna fuck the keyboard

ejacutastic

idirot

you know what really fucking gets my cookies frosted sometimes??? i’ll be on the goddamn blue website scrolling along and suddenly come across a picture like this and i actually stop scrolling and go out of my way to share a picture of a man with a sly grin holding a fucking pineapple with a bunch of people who choose to look at what i put on my blog. people expect this from me. i hold the power to grace a plethora of people’s eyes with this picture. almost 20 thousand other people have looked at this and subconsciously decided that this represents the type of image that they want to share with others with no context. look at this man

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avathion-art

kurloz just wants a kiss too (o:

lisa-vertudaches365

yetiokay

ohmygod i just sent this to my math teacher instead of my final my life is over oh god why

yetiokay

I just got an email back from my teacher

And I scrolled down and

ohmygod

feastings-old

finalbun-deactivated20160430

DOES IT NOT FREAK ANYONE OUT THAT MANTIS SHRIMPS SEE COLORS THAT HUMANS CAN’T

WHAT OTHER COLORS CAN THERE POSSIBLY BE

W H A T O T H E R C O L O R S

I’M SO UPSET OH MY GOD I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MYSELF COLOR IS ALREADY INFINITE AND YOU’RE TELLING ME THAT MANTIS SHRIMPS SEE A BUNCH MORE COLORS THAN ME FUCK THAT FUCK MANTIS SHRIMPS JFC I’M SO MAD I’M SO MAD I’M SO MAD I’M SO MAD I’M SO MAD I’M SO MAD I’M SO MAD I’M SO MAD I’M SO MAD I’M SO MAD I’M SO MAD I’M SO MAD I’M SO MAD I’M SO MAD I’M SO MAD I’M SO MAD I’M SO MAD I’M SO MAD I’M SO MAD I’M SO MAD I’M SO MAD I’M SO MAD I’M SO MAD I’M SO MAD I’M SO MAD I’M SO MAD I’M SO MAD I’M SO MAD I’M SO MAD I’M SO MAD I’M SO MAD I’M SO MAD I’M SO MAD I’M SO MAD I’M SO MAD I’M SO MAD I’M SO MAD I’M SO MAD I’M SO MAD I’M SO MAD I’M SO MAD I’M SO MAD I’M SO MAD I’M SO MAD I’M SO MAD I’M SO MAD I’M SO MAD I’M SO MAD I’M SO MAD I’M SO MAD I’M SO MAD I’M SO MAD I’M SO MAD I’M SO MAD I’M SO MAD I’M SO MAD I’M SO MAD I’M SO MAD I’M SO MAD I’M SO MAD I’M SO MAD I’M SO MAD I’M SO MAD I’M SO MAD I’M SO MAD I’M SO MAD I’M SO MAD I’M SO MAD I’M SO MAD I’M SO MAD I’M SO MAD

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