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nobody tears through library books quite as fast as a 12 yr old girl with no friends

ailuromantic-deactivated2022122

only ppl on this post who matter r the ppl who r saying "me except im not a girl anymore" & "me except i wasnt a girl yet"

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teaboot

I don't think I believe in the Human Soul but I do feel that if I did not obey the weird and benign little impulses that compel me then I would stop being whatever it is I am, and that frightens me

teaboot

like if some greater force came along and forced me to stop talking to birds and standing barefoot in the rain and singing nonsense songs, cooking fish sticks at four in the morning and laying on the floor and making goofy faces in the mirror, finger-painting and standing on the coffee table and floating face-down in the river,then that wouldn't be me anymore, it would just be a thing with my face

do-rei-mi

So this panel of Calvin and Hobbes

teaboot

Precisely!

stagbeetleboy

WAIT I HAVE AN AWESOME HOUSE DESIGN

stagbeetleboy

I am architecture

tolerateit

2023 still sounds like one of those made up distant years someone would accidentally end up in on a time travel mission gone wrong

tolerateit

2023 still sounds like one of those made up distant years someone would accidentally end up in on a time travel mission gone wrong

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megafreeman

Genuinely think we should start rounding up all the cryptobros and killing them for sport

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fluorescentnova

todaysbird

DIRECT ACTION

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Vandalism doesnt change the system, it just slows it down and costs money. And no costing money won't change things either. It just goes on the national debt.

todaysbird

are you...talking to the cockatoo

brainscrewz

tbh if someone just handed me a pressure washer and set me loose in the streets i would go into a trance and just start hosing shit down indiscriminately. it's not a question of how much i could clean, but how long until i get hit by a car and die

1percentcharge

Imagine this you’re innocently scrolling through tumblr and you accidentally drop your phone on your face and it hits your nose and slides down your cheek and as you pick up your device and look at the screen you find that with the skin on your face you unintentionally stumbled upon the explore section and accidentally reblogged gaming youtuber shipping fanart and tagged it with the digits of your credit card expiration date and security code as well as your home address and your social security number

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xiaoguiwang

was watching this video of a person making piplup out of polymer clay when all of a sudden theyre making???? guns????????

xiaoguiwang

piplup with two guns what will he do 😳

xiaoguiwang

SCREAM I FORGOT THIS WAS THE THUMBNAIL.... N THE VIDEO IS TITLED PIPLUP WATER GUN 😭😭😭

radicalgraff

Anti-monarchist message layed out on Black mountain in Belfast for ‘king’ Charles, when he visited the city yesterday.

trapped--under--rice

please behold the 24 Hours of Lemons race, in which you can only spend $500 total on a car to cross country race for 24 hours

named after the legendary 24 hour Le Mans race, Lemons rallies barely legal cars in an endurance race across America. had the privilege of sharing the freeway with this race and seeing the absolute art od this event

friendly-neighborhood-patriarch

This is so American I could CRY

humandryersheet

Okay important note about lemons (my brother owns a team technically). It's $500 on the car and anything that makes it go vroom (engine parts), and receipts Must be shown to judges pre-race.

THAT SAID! Safety budget is unlimited! Safety is anything to keep the driver safe, namely roll cage, seat, harness, wheels, and breaks, which can still cost a $2k+ in total. And certain safety stuff is required, like the roll cage for example.

Now back to that original $500... The judges look your car over and can generally tell what stuff was recently replaced (looks cleaner, or isn't OEM), and that's what they're looking for in the receipts. That said, bribing IS allowed, so if a judge spots something that's *technically* below board, they might also magically find a pack of cigars or a bunch of free motor oil bottles or a 6 pack of beer right next to it. Who knows how it got there? And suddenly they forget about that one little thing

It's all fun and games mostly, though doing well is still a point of honor for the teams. It's extremely American, but also not in a toxic way. If there's a way for you to see a lemons race I recommend it!

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blueartistic813

TONIGHT

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TONIGHT

scretladyspider

Tonight!!!

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TONIGHT!

pinene

did you know you could turn off labels on google maps? it's so quiet

the-haiku-bot

did you know you could

turn off labels on google

maps? it’s so quiet

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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Booty shorts that say this

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this got 1k notes in 4 hours are y'all ok

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this got 5k notes in 6 hours are y'all ok

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