Wtf

are you living or are you just jumping from one obsession to the other to run away from yourself

what are you the coping mechanism police or something

i just found out merriam webster has a time traveler feature that tells you some of the words that were “born” the same year as you. it’s pretty neat yall should do this

i was born with vape and i will die with vape

I was born with judgy

I was born with f-bomb and I think that says a lot about me. 

1993 the year of the booty call

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The “You know Gerard Way wrote Umbrella Academy but did you also know he was in a band??” articles have me shaking. I’ve become my parents.

Dearly Beloved is the perfect nerd song to play at your wedding because people would be like “yo this song is so pretty what is it called??” and you can just be like “Dearly Beloved” and they’ll think its specifically for weddings, not from a videogame that features Mickey Mouse beating up monsters with a key