IN MY HEAD

“i’m straight” “i’m gay” okay? when I cloned you, I had to patch some missing parts of your DNA with genes from a homing pigeon. you might notice side effects, like a compulsion to come back.

i hate ai generated photos but especially of things that we already have hundreds of actual photos of. why would you need ai generated images of the eiffel tower people have been taking pictures of the eiffel tower since its construction. you have unlimited eiffel tower photos already. why are you making fake ones. for what purpose.

i could never handle immortality not because of any existential reasons but because i know itd make my procrastination so much worse. catch me putting off tasks for decades. catch me putting off tasks for centuries. what do you mean that movie ive been meaning to get around to became lost media 40 years ago. what do you mean that landmark ive been meaning to visit has been eroded. oooh i got PLANY of time..............

I'm normal in a lot of ways (enjoy bread, etc)

With severance season 2 around the corner it’s time for me to share the time I accidentally watched 4 minutes of an episode on mute and thought it was a brilliant way to show the sensory deprivation experienced by the innies

So theres this dread

not to alarm anyone but we have 2026 next week

we need another one of those words like Exactly and Literally. who is gonna get on that