What A Day To Be Alive

wait hang on

The heavy metal guitar solo intro music just petered off into the jurassic park theme sjsnsjejwkms

Oh this man is a himbo. Excellent.

Wait is this man a priest or a pastor 🤔 if he's a priest then the title is false advertising

"I don't believe you! Dinosaurs never existed, and even if they did, I didn't turn into one!"

Bro i can't even describe this vietnam war flashback.....there's 5 guys in jeans and thrifted military jackets in what is clearly someone's backyard......a bloody helmet on a garden fence is meant to symbolize how many brothers in arms they've lost.....they just stuck a blond wig on the old priest to show how young he was back then.......his gf just showed up and stepped on a land mine and died....which is why he joined the priesthood...the editing feels like a fever dream

She’s a sensitive soul

Day 2 of Dr pepper shortage

watching steven universe is the polar opposite of eating pussy

literally every kind of tumbler discourse is happening in the notes of this

It’s more of a pussy out kind of year

were you cooking this in the sewer

Chernobyl fleshlight

This that fallout new vegas cuisine

Silent Hill pussy type beat

can u believe we all fucking love THIS ^^^ show

another satisfied customer

your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions 

your man thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions

do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions