HARMACIST

sorry for doing science experiments on u . it will happen again

if I had a wrestling persona they would be part demon part pharmacist and their name would be DVS (like CVS but pronounced Devious) and their catchphrase would be Welcome To The Harmacy

i'm just saying i should be able to experiment on myself consequence free. crack this beast open and observe my own insides. hold my own still beating heart in my hand and just put it back and stitch myself up. set myself on fire and walk it off. this could be qualified as masturbation.

I ate the wishbone when nobody was looking >:}

I blame your Father for this behavior

"What were YOU doing at the Devil's sacrament?" Getting my dick sucked. Next question

You could fight god and win, yes, but you would not ever have any need to. We hire people for that.

You get me. You understand the machinations of my mind. Unlike a certain SOMEONE in this household. >:(

What did I do THIS time????

I'm blaming the grandiose monologuing on your other father I have nothing to do with whatever this is.

do not go gentle into that good night

be a bit of a bitch about it

The judge, you, had a conflict of interests. When you get caught up teaching someone new how to cook, I can't be sure you wont forget about little ol' me.

I maintain that my presence was simply correlation with what happened to the air fryer, not causation. However, in the interest of peace I shall maintain the three room exile, on the condition that you bring me my portions before they get cold.

in the j store. straight up 'sorcing it'. and by 'it', haha, well. let's justr say. My researtch.