Always there, rarely seen

It can groove and boogie so young. What a delightful creature.

t-shirt with the words “high-functioning corpse” printed on it

my hips don't lie but they will exaggerate details, misrepresent the facts, and on occasion deceive via omission of crucial information

no mom i’m not high my eyes are red because i’m evil

Ah, so minced oaths are acceptable now?

I hardly think that is fair. Just because they are not to your taste, does not mean that they are wrong.

No, they’re not to anyone’s taste. That means that they’re wrong.

Ah, so minced oaths are acceptable now?

Genuinely, what the fuck do your single asterisks and leet and emojis over text accomplish. Either use a minced oath, or type profanity for real

by the fourth or fifth time you "come back wrong" no ones even impressed anymore

and good luck explaining things to your insurance provider!

we romanticize demonic possession here, sir

and perhaps possibly sexualize. At times

SLUT WORLD IS UNDER ATTACK

blood test came back haunted

the spirit is willing but the flesh is so fucking out of it rn. actually the flesh would like to pack it up and leave. it's done with the horrors.