The Alpha-Gay

Whenever I’m sick or post-serious-workout or for some other reason need to rest and massively hydrate, I pop in whatever movie I want to watch, and then Google [movie title] + drinking game, and pick one of those horrifyingly lethal, seriously-do-not-do-this-IT-WILL-KILL-YOU ones, like “take a drink every time there’s a microaggression in Zootopia” (side note: do NOT DO THIS with alcohol, IT WILL KILL YOU), and take a drink of water instead of a shot of liquor. 

Update: I’ve finished a liter of water, and Judy hasn’t finished her first day of work

… I gotta try this next time I need to seriously hydrate and also have time to watch stuff

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this is so cute dude! i love it!

oh fuck this is adorbs

do u ever get so overwhelmed because you want to listen to ALL THE MUSIC that you just end up listening to the same 2 albums on repeat instead

Its like the 80’s all over again, a remorseless madwoman runs the UK, a maniacal bastard runs the US, the world’s on the brink of nuclear war and all I want to do is listen to synthpop

star wars, ghostbusters, and mad max all pass the bechdel test now tho

that helps with the deja vu but tragically not the crushing fear of nuclear apocalypse

try the synthpop again

just a quick note- no trans person has ever said “did you just assume my gender.” trans people are very aware of how their gender and physical appearance differ and that visually one might assume that they are a man/woman when they are actually not. that’s kind of the whole idea of gender dysphoria. 

and also you’ve beaten your “attack helicopter” joke into the fucking ground. cut that shit out.

i wanted to add one more thing to this post that other people have pointed out: i know its an awkward question, but a lot of trans people are going to be 100% fine with you asking what their gender is, or with calmly correcting you if you get it wrong. and if they’re not, then they’re way more likely to keep it to themselves than get visibly angry with someone. this idea that trans people just go apeshit when people misgender them accidentally/when first meeting them is a complete fabrication for a stupid joke and that’s why i despise it so much.