:)

Collecting friends with specific hobbies and special interests and being like "Heh... I Know A Guy" so I sound like someone in a heist movie instead of having like, "friend who likes horror novels" or whatever

Sometimes if they're out of state or out of the country I'll throw that in too like I'm an INTERNATIONAL heist organizer. "[Jason Statham voice] Yeah I have a contact who might be able to tell you where to watch Tetsuo: The Iron Man. She's based out of Toronto, I'll see what I can do, she may be in the middle of a different job"

(coughing violently) they laced the damn story . with character

it's cause you always on that motherfucking Character

hey. heard the news about the guys that broke into the louvre and stole a bunch of gems in broad daylight. macron said it's cherished history... made me think about the history we have and how i should've cherished it. sorry i broke into your life and stole your crown when i should've been guarding my broad like a priceless treasure...

always thinking of that “i couldn’t stop wasting time” quote

the last couple of days I've been noticing way more buds than usual on the branches of trees and bushes. I think something big is about to happen

27 year old coming of age story